HEY DIANA

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
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,
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Slow As Molasses
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NEVER
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Adept, Douche
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Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
MADE YOU WASTE YOUR TIME AND LOOK AT THIS THREAD.
 
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Darkness

Guest
FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT, I HAVE AN EXAM TO STUDY FOR.
 

Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
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...........

God damnit.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
This thread is full of wit and cleverness.

Except that Darkness fellow. He's just kind of here, standing there, you know being a douche.
 
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Darkness

Guest
It is my job, underpaid, liked by nobody, but it is what I must do for Iwaku to survive.

In other subjects, you're a big fucking gay, talk like a person.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
It is my job, underpaid, liked by nobody, but it is what I must do for Iwaku to survive.

In other subjects, you're a big fucking gay, talk like a person.
Hey, that almost works.

Almost. Except I'm married with children. What you got.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Ladies, Ladies. This thread is about Diana, not you fleabags.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
Hey, I'm a fleabag with a mustache, that means I'm actually important.
 
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Ochalla

Guest
*puts a piece of paper in Rory's hand*

Here's your bill for Diana's time. You have 30 days to pay it. After that there will be a 20% surcharge.

Good day sirs.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
* Shreds it.* She owes me more time so your people can go call my people and this will be solved by someone with a mustache.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
My mustache makes money and other sorts of payment invalid.
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
THIS THREAD IS A WASTE OF EXISTENCE SLOTS

I WILL DESTROY IT SO I CAN USE ITS COMPONENTS TO UPGRADE MY E-PENIS.
 
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Moonlit Blade

Guest
THIS THREAD IS A WASTE OF EXISTENCE SLOTS

I WILL DESTROY IT SO I CAN USE ITS COMPONENTS TO UPGRADE MY E-PENIS.



He slides it through this e-reader, but always ends up getting a 404 error message.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
HOW CLICHED PAO.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
Paorou, for all your ranting and raving about old and stupid, I'm ashamed of you. You added gay to that list.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
[GLOW="purple"]THERES NO GLITTER TO MY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORDS *RAZZLEDAZZLE*[/GLOW]