HEY DIANA

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
MADE YOU WASTE YOUR TIME AND LOOK AT THIS THREAD.
 
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Darkness

Guest
FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT, I HAVE AN EXAM TO STUDY FOR.
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
  1. Speed of Light
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Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
ADMINISTRATOR
Invitation Status
  1. Not accepting invites at this time
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Female
...........

God damnit.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
This thread is full of wit and cleverness.

Except that Darkness fellow. He's just kind of here, standing there, you know being a douche.
 
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Darkness

Guest
It is my job, underpaid, liked by nobody, but it is what I must do for Iwaku to survive.

In other subjects, you're a big fucking gay, talk like a person.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
It is my job, underpaid, liked by nobody, but it is what I must do for Iwaku to survive.

In other subjects, you're a big fucking gay, talk like a person.
Hey, that almost works.

Almost. Except I'm married with children. What you got.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Ladies, Ladies. This thread is about Diana, not you fleabags.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
Hey, I'm a fleabag with a mustache, that means I'm actually important.
 
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Ochalla

Guest
*puts a piece of paper in Rory's hand*

Here's your bill for Diana's time. You have 30 days to pay it. After that there will be a 20% surcharge.

Good day sirs.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
* Shreds it.* She owes me more time so your people can go call my people and this will be solved by someone with a mustache.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
My mustache makes money and other sorts of payment invalid.
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
THIS THREAD IS A WASTE OF EXISTENCE SLOTS

I WILL DESTROY IT SO I CAN USE ITS COMPONENTS TO UPGRADE MY E-PENIS.
 
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Moonlit Blade

Guest
THIS THREAD IS A WASTE OF EXISTENCE SLOTS

I WILL DESTROY IT SO I CAN USE ITS COMPONENTS TO UPGRADE MY E-PENIS.


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He slides it through this e-reader, but always ends up getting a 404 error message.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
HOW CLICHED PAO.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
Paorou, for all your ranting and raving about old and stupid, I'm ashamed of you. You added gay to that list.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
[GLOW="purple"]THERES NO GLITTER TO MY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORDS *RAZZLEDAZZLE*[/GLOW]