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Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
Original poster
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
MADE YOU WASTE YOUR TIME AND LOOK AT THIS THREAD.
 
FUCK YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT, I HAVE AN EXAM TO STUDY FOR.
 
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...........

God damnit.
 
This thread is full of wit and cleverness.

Except that Darkness fellow. He's just kind of here, standing there, you know being a douche.
 
It is my job, underpaid, liked by nobody, but it is what I must do for Iwaku to survive.

In other subjects, you're a big fucking gay, talk like a person.
 
It is my job, underpaid, liked by nobody, but it is what I must do for Iwaku to survive.

In other subjects, you're a big fucking gay, talk like a person.
Hey, that almost works.

Almost. Except I'm married with children. What you got.
 
Ladies, Ladies. This thread is about Diana, not you fleabags.
 
Hey, I'm a fleabag with a mustache, that means I'm actually important.
 
*puts a piece of paper in Rory's hand*

Here's your bill for Diana's time. You have 30 days to pay it. After that there will be a 20% surcharge.

Good day sirs.
 
* Shreds it.* She owes me more time so your people can go call my people and this will be solved by someone with a mustache.
 
My mustache makes money and other sorts of payment invalid.
 
THIS THREAD IS A WASTE OF EXISTENCE SLOTS

I WILL DESTROY IT SO I CAN USE ITS COMPONENTS TO UPGRADE MY E-PENIS.
 
THIS THREAD IS A WASTE OF EXISTENCE SLOTS

I WILL DESTROY IT SO I CAN USE ITS COMPONENTS TO UPGRADE MY E-PENIS.


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He slides it through this e-reader, but always ends up getting a 404 error message.
 
HOW CLICHED PAO.
 
Paorou, for all your ranting and raving about old and stupid, I'm ashamed of you. You added gay to that list.
 
[GLOW="purple"]THERES NO GLITTER TO MY WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORDS *RAZZLEDAZZLE*[/GLOW]