...Hello...

....Then it'll go straight to your brain.
Or thighs if you're unlucky.
 
I'll just become a Mary Sue. Then I won't get fat! XP
 
*snaps fingers* You didn't fall for it! What cunning!
Wait, then you'll have to go to rehab....
 
Oh dang... You're right. I'll just be chubby forever then... ;-; *cries in a corner, curled into a ball*
 
...I don't even see how fattening you up would help anybody... We'll just give you portions....
 
... Yeah, you're not going to be fat. *grows gray hairs*
 
So... We're we talking about something? Other than fat?
 
Yay! Pity, though. I have to sleep soon... How's work?
 
Hiii there Gem, welcome to the site! 8D Glad to see you are mixing with the minions well already. >:3
 
And suddenly this welcome thread has became a conversation...
 
MEw har har har,

MY work here is complete *Vanishes in a puff of Smoke*












































































































































































*Returns for a moment*

If yall are interested in rping with me, send me a pm

*Vanishes once more*