"Laggy, I think you're signed up to enough Libertine RPs." "I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE SIGNED UP TO ENOUGH." Oh, hello there! I see you've stumbled across my humble request thread. Now, what am I looking for, you may ask? Why, that's simple. I'm looking for someone who's willing to RP with me. Now, before you read any further, I need you to know some things. My posting rate is inconsistent at the best of times. Sometimes, I forget that I have to reply to people. If you think I've forgotten you, don't be afraid to nudge me and remind me to post. Fill out your resume. I'm not going to RP with you if you don't fill out your resume. We can discuss details in PMs, but seriously, a filled-out resume is more helpful to me than you could know. Communicate with me. If something happens in the RP and you don't like it, tell me. If you want something to happen, or you want to avoid it happening, tell me. I'm not psychic - we have to communicate to do this properly. This one isn't so much a rule as it is a suggestion, but I'm putting it in anyway - talk to me. And I don't mean like in 3. I don't know about you lot, but I love having a friendly chat with the person I'm partnered up with. Read that? Fandabidosy. Let's get cracking. Do I have ideas? Well, yes I most certainly do! And, by the way - feel free to suggest some of your own. PLOT 1 - SOMETHING TO DO WITH ROYALTY. I DON'T KNOW, I'M BAD WITH TITLES. The kingdom of Fantasykingdomname has finally fallen to the Orcs/elves/humans/someotherrace, and the palace is being overrun. The royal family have been split up in the ensuing confusion, and the king/queen/prince/princess is the only person who has not yet been evacuated. One of the guards manages to escort them out, and from there, it is decided that the two of them make their way to the Eastern lands - where the war is far from over, and shelter will likely be granted. However, a member of royalty is easily recognisable, so a disguise must be implemented. And what better disguise than having a guard pretend to be a wandering slaver that the occupying force couldn't care less about, and having the member of royalty pretend to be their slave? IS TAKEN PLOT 2 - THIS ONE INVOLVES A GENIE, I THINK One day, some rich guy gets a gift from his friend. It's a lamp. From some far-off land filled with mysterious treasures and exciting legends. So he puts the lamp up on display with other artefacts. But then he notices a bit of dirt on it, so he rubs it off, and POOF. GENIE, OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE. She/He gives the whole "3 wishes, no resurrection'/ove/etc" spiel, and then waits for the rich dude to make a wish so that they can screw him over. But wait - rich dude is Genre Savvy! He decides to ignore the genie and try and go about his daily life, knowing that the genie isn't going to give him quite what he wants. But the genie needs him to wish, because they can't escape the bottle without being wished free of it. I think that's how genies work, anyway. What this results in is up to you. I prefer the result where there's plenty of comedy and fun. PLOT 3 - IT'S PRETTY CUTE, I GUESS. YOU COULD PRETTY MUCH ADAPT THIS TO ANY GENRE. There's this guy that's very well-known throughout the community. He's a titan of a man - he's big, he's strong, and he's tough. Thing is, he's also the kind of person that gets scared if he doesn't leave a light on when he sleeps. He's shy, he'll do nearly anything to avoid a fight, he wouldn't hurt a fly... He's basically everything that his appearance says he's not. And, after a while, his childhood friend decides that enough is enough. It's fine being a gentle person, but the big guy has to learn to grow a pair. So, he/she drags him along on an adventure across the land. That's pretty much all I managed to think of. I'm bad at planning. IS TAKEN Anyway, those are the things I came up with. As I said, feel free to ask if I can do a plot of yours, but remember - no fandoms. I don't like them, unless we're both playing OCs and we're just using the universe as a playground. ...Oh, right, we're in the Libertine section. You probably want to hear about my kinks and that stuff. Well, I'll tell this to you straight - I will try anything once. Literally anything. Don't be afraid to ask me to do something, because it's highly likely that I've RPed more embarrassing stuff. And what about plot/sex balance? I don't really mind, to be honest. Porn without plot, plot without porn, 50/50, it's all good - I just like having someone fun to RP with. PM if interested.