HAPPY BIRTHDAY JINX

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Ampoule

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GOD I HATE JINX.


EVERYONE SHOW YOUR HATE FOR JINX IN THIS THREAD.


(DON'T WORRY, HE LIKES THAT KIND OF STUFF)




JINX STINX!
 
IF JINX WERE HERE RIGHT NOW I WOULD SCOFF IN HIS GENERAL DIRECTION. AND I WOULDN'T THINK TWICE ABOUT IT.
 
IF I HAD MY HANDS ON JINX RIGHT NOW I WOULD SLAP HIM SOME AND CALL HIM BAD NAMES!
 
HAPPPY ....

The hell?
 
BOY, WHAT'S WITH EVERYONE CHANTING HIS NAME ALL THE TIME. JINX. JINX. JINX. JINX. YOU OWE ME A DRINK. JIN...

Random voice in background: "Hey, you're not allowed to say that! You don't even know Jinx that well!"

*runs*
 
....*does her daily beating of jinx* oh wait now I have a reason to beat you up jinx! happy days!! ^o^

but what if i'm supposed to show hate to jinx but I already show overpowering hate...to counter that and make him feel extra-hated should I be nice?! *gasp*.....

naw....*impales Jinx's face on a metal pole and burns his corpse* ^^
 
GOD DAMNIT JINX WAS BORN TODAY? NO WONDER MY DAY IS GOING SO FUCKING BADLY!
 
Same he-*Sees tags*

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Do I get a happy birthday thread too?
 
*appears as Jinx gweilo sidekick*

YOU GOT OLD! DIRECTOR WANTS.......HUH-HAH!.....NEW MAIN-CHARACTER.....HUH-HAH......YOU OLD DRUNKEN MENTOR!.......HUH-HAH!

*Fly-kicks his way out*
 
You people are feeding his sexual fetishes by yelling at him~
 
Hey Jinx, happy birthday man, hope you enjoy it!
 
Don't get on Jinx's dick too far, Darkness.



You're only supposed to give him a lap-dance.
 
GODDAMNIT JINX! I HOPE MANY WOMEN PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK TODAY.
 
Happy birthday!
Overwhelming kindness shall destroy it? ?_?
 
GOD DAMMIT JINX, YOU'RE THE MOST USELESS NON-ME PERSON ON IWAKU!

*bro-punches Jinx in the neck*
 
GOD DAMMIT JINX, YOU'RE THE MOST USELESS NON-ME PERSON ON IWAKU!

*bro-punches Jinx in the neck*
 
Jinx i-it's not like I took time to greet you or anything. I just happened to have time.
 
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