Hecatoncheires
Dear motherfuckers, I'm teetering if you must know
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DONATING MEMBER
FOLKLORE MEMBER

HAPPY 51st BIRTHDAY, YOU FAT, UGLY, RACIST FUCK!
NOW GO AND KILL YOURSELF.
Seriously. Kill yourself. Go and do it now.
No, really. Right fuckin' now.
WE'RE ALL WAITING.