Haiku!

[Orochi]

Iwaku haiku.
This is a good thread. SHUT UP!
Haters gonna hate.​

 

[Myrnodyn]

I must say: I find,
This to be pure fucking crap.
Remove this at once.​

 

[Paorou-sama]

Wait, what? I am here.
Why is that? I do not know.
BRB dinner

 

[Myrnodyn]

This is not my style
But to keep this thread alive
I will sneeze! HAIKU!
​

 

[soullesshuman]

you folk make no sense!
Why do I stay, I wonder...
Perhaps for the cake.

 

[Paorou-sama]

WASTING TIME AGAIN
MAYBE I SHOULD CUT IT OUT
I'LL DO THAT NEXT TIME

 

[Darkness]

I suck at haikus
but at least I'm not a fag
Guess I should be glad

 

[Paorou-sama]

Eating some pizza
I ordered from pizza hut
God, what a rip off

 

[Myrnodyn]

Talking about sex,
I seem to do it more now.
From puppy to smut-god.​

 

[Paorou-sama]

I resent that, Myrn.
Go get a room, or something.
Think of the children.

 

[Myrnodyn]

I will shake my fist.
Not at you, but down below!
rooms will not be had.​

 

[Paorou-sama]

What the hell is that
You don't have to point that out
Argh, my eyes they burn-

 

[Myrnodyn]

I have no tissues.
What am I supposed to do?
Wipe it on my shirt!​

 

[Paorou-sama]

ARGH PLEASE DON'T DO THAT
OTHER PEOPLE ARE WATCHING
UNLESS YOU LIKE THAT

 

[Myrnodyn]

I am done for now.

unless people liked that shit.

Then I will do more.​

 

[Paorou-sama]

now, we return to
our scheduled programming bits.
Aw, hallelujah.

 

[Ampoule]

No, no, I want more
No, no, not of that, please, no!
Oh God, no, what have I done!?​

 

[Myrnodyn]

You messed up on that,
It is no Haiku at all.
Ampoule is stoopid!​

 

[megane-kun]

what the fuck is this?
is this something i should know?
if not, then i won't.

 

[Paorou-sama]

I like to twist the
bendy bits; but you make me
really really sad.