Haiku!

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Orochi, Jul 15, 2010.

  1. “You don’t get to get your lusty claws on her.”
     
  2. XD take nap
     
  3. This is not my style
    But to keep this thread alive
    I will sneeze! HAIKU!
     
  4. you folk make no sense!
    Why do I stay, I wonder...
    Perhaps for the cake.
     
  5. WASTING TIME AGAIN
    MAYBE I SHOULD CUT IT OUT
    I'LL DO THAT NEXT TIME
     
  6. I suck at haikus
    but at least I'm not a fag
    Guess I should be glad
     
  7. Eating some pizza
    I ordered from pizza hut
    God, what a rip off
     
  8. Talking about sex,
    I seem to do it more now.
    From puppy to smut-god.​
     
  9. I resent that, Myrn.
    Go get a room, or something.
    Think of the children.
     
  10. I will shake my fist.
    Not at you, but down below!
    rooms will not be had.​
     
  11. What the hell is that
    You don't have to point that out
    Argh, my eyes they burn-
     
  12. I have no tissues.
    What am I supposed to do?
    Wipe it on my shirt!​
     
  13. ARGH PLEASE DON'T DO THAT
    OTHER PEOPLE ARE WATCHING
    UNLESS YOU LIKE THAT
     
  14. I am done for now.

    unless people liked that shit.

    Then I will do more.​
     
  15. now, we return to
    our scheduled programming bits.
    Aw, hallelujah.
     
  16. No, no, I want more
    No, no, not of that, please, no!
    Oh God, no, what have I done!?​
     
  17. You messed up on that,
    It is no Haiku at all.
    Ampoule is stoopid!​
     
  18. what the fuck is this?
    is this something i should know?
    if not, then i won't.
     
  19. I like to twist the
    bendy bits; but you make me
    really really sad.