Haiku!

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Myrnodyn

Guest
I must say: I find,
This to be pure fucking crap.
Remove this at once.​
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
Wait, what? I am here.
Why is that? I do not know.
BRB dinner
 
M

Myrnodyn

Guest
This is not my style
But to keep this thread alive
I will sneeze! HAIKU!
 
S

soullesshuman

Guest
you folk make no sense!
Why do I stay, I wonder...
Perhaps for the cake.
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
WASTING TIME AGAIN
MAYBE I SHOULD CUT IT OUT
I'LL DO THAT NEXT TIME
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
Eating some pizza
I ordered from pizza hut
God, what a rip off
 
M

Myrnodyn

Guest
Talking about sex,
I seem to do it more now.
From puppy to smut-god.​
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
I resent that, Myrn.
Go get a room, or something.
Think of the children.
 
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Myrnodyn

Guest
I will shake my fist.
Not at you, but down below!
rooms will not be had.​
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
What the hell is that
You don't have to point that out
Argh, my eyes they burn-
 
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Myrnodyn

Guest
I have no tissues.
What am I supposed to do?
Wipe it on my shirt!​
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
ARGH PLEASE DON'T DO THAT
OTHER PEOPLE ARE WATCHING
UNLESS YOU LIKE THAT
 
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Myrnodyn

Guest
I am done for now.

unless people liked that shit.

Then I will do more.​
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
now, we return to
our scheduled programming bits.
Aw, hallelujah.
 
A

Ampoule

Guest
No, no, I want more
No, no, not of that, please, no!
Oh God, no, what have I done!?​
 
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Myrnodyn

Guest
You messed up on that,
It is no Haiku at all.
Ampoule is stoopid!​
 
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megane-kun

Guest
what the fuck is this?
is this something i should know?
if not, then i won't.
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
I like to twist the
bendy bits; but you make me
really really sad.