Haiku!

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Orochi, Jul 15, 2010.

  1. Iwaku haiku.
    This is a good thread. SHUT UP!
    Haters gonna hate.​
     
  2. I must say: I find,
    This to be pure fucking crap.
    Remove this at once.​
     
  3. Wait, what? I am here.
    Why is that? I do not know.
    BRB dinner
     
  4. This is not my style
    But to keep this thread alive
    I will sneeze! HAIKU!
     
  5. you folk make no sense!
    Why do I stay, I wonder...
    Perhaps for the cake.
     
  6. WASTING TIME AGAIN
    MAYBE I SHOULD CUT IT OUT
    I'LL DO THAT NEXT TIME
     
  7. I suck at haikus
    but at least I'm not a fag
    Guess I should be glad
     
  8. Eating some pizza
    I ordered from pizza hut
    God, what a rip off
     
  9. Talking about sex,
    I seem to do it more now.
    From puppy to smut-god.​
     
  10. I resent that, Myrn.
    Go get a room, or something.
    Think of the children.
     
  11. I will shake my fist.
    Not at you, but down below!
    rooms will not be had.​
     
  12. What the hell is that
    You don't have to point that out
    Argh, my eyes they burn-
     
  13. I have no tissues.
    What am I supposed to do?
    Wipe it on my shirt!​
     
  14. ARGH PLEASE DON'T DO THAT
    OTHER PEOPLE ARE WATCHING
    UNLESS YOU LIKE THAT
     
  15. I am done for now.

    unless people liked that shit.

    Then I will do more.​
     
  16. now, we return to
    our scheduled programming bits.
    Aw, hallelujah.
     
  17. No, no, I want more
    No, no, not of that, please, no!
    Oh God, no, what have I done!?​
     
  18. You messed up on that,
    It is no Haiku at all.
    Ampoule is stoopid!​
     
  19. what the fuck is this?
    is this something i should know?
    if not, then i won't.
     
  20. I like to twist the
    bendy bits; but you make me
    really really sad.