H O R O S C O P E (cute of a kind)

[Reina]

Which one are you and did it match?


I stumbled this upon on FB and decided to share it with you guys.



H O R O S C O P E

A R I E S The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19)

Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.

L I B R A The Lame One (September 23 to October 22)

Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic.

V I R G O The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22)

Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only.

L E O The Lion (July 23 to August 22)

Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo's problem becomes everyone's problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.

C A N C E R The Beauty (June 21 to July 22)

MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer's love is one of a kind… Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to!

G E M I N I The Twin (May 21 to June 20)

Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.

T A U R U S The Tramp (April 20 to May 20)

Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centred and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!

S C O R P I O The Addict (October 23 to November 21)

EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humour. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring.

S A G I T A R R I U S The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21)

Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offence forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying.

C A P R I C O R N The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19)

Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini's. Likes to cook but would rather go out to eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.

A Q U A R I U S Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)

Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they're not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out.

P I S C E S The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20)

Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the centre of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humour!!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be.

 

[Reina]

Mine is taurus ^^ And it really matches. I'm aggressive, love long relationships, and I like to give a good fight especially when I'm fighting for something what I want. I can be annoying at times and I love to help people in need. I'm one heck of a stubborn person, but also caring. Sleeping and being lazy..... Oh gawsh how much I love that. Ps. Don't mess with me unless you want to get hurt. *takes out a whip and licks her blood-red lips*

Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centred and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!

 

[Cortexiphan Girl]

Gemini checking in. Some of it matched - but it didn't really focus too much on the duality of Geminis (the twins!), which is the main trait I display. I've been told my love is a unique experience and that I'm a good listener.

However, I take crap from everyone. All the time. I just have one of those faces, apparently, that says please come walk all over me (more of a personal flaw, I know!) I never tell people what they should do, and I'm pretty hard to offend. I'm very rarely forgetful - I'm very organized. I'm rarely sarcastic, but totally childish. I'm a total introvert - so loud/talkative/outgoing, only once I've let you into my inner circle - but even then, I'm more of the observer. The most irresistible? I'll take that ;)

Cute Horoscope!

Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.

 

[Reina]

Ahh yeah mine had some `buts´/`misses´ as well but meh, most of the horoscopes are never 100% accurate/correct when comparing to the actual person and of course the nature of a persons varies inside the horoscope-type as well. Haha, nothing to take too seriously. I could find many of my traits from many other horoscopes so this is more like a thread for fun :)

 

[Diana]

I'm a virgo! 8D That particular description suited me very well. >> But I have always been a stereotypical virgo, so I am not surprised.

 

[Minibit]

Bits of mine (Saggitarius) describe me, but all of these could work for anyone, it's all either stuff that's

• True of any human (eg; stay away when in a bad mood)
• Stuff everyone wants to hear about themselves (pretty/do not mess with/strong)
• Interpretive aspects (like 'doesn't take crap', everyone has stuff they are unwilling to stand and take; it just depends on what's 'crap' to you)

I'm a kind of a skeptic in terms of the personality part of horoscopes, but I think it's kind of fun to check mine in the paper at eeh end of the day and see if it was right

 

[Fijoli]

Libra, This was rather accurate, thank you. :)

 

[Stacisaur]

P I S C E S The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20)

Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the centre of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humour!!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be.

Check-list:

Caring and kind - I like to think so. yah.
Center of attention - Not so much, nah.
Very organized - When I'm not stressing out extreme-style, yah.
High appeal to opposite sex - I'm actually Pansexual, so.. Not just attracted what is goin' on with the body, more the person. But, I like guise, yahsure idk.
Last word - Meh, nah.
Hard to keep - Mebbe? wouldn't know.~
Passionate lover - D'AWH. How'd you know.
Fun - :D
Too trusting - HELL YEAH.
Do da right thing - I tryyy I tryyyy.
Get hurt and used cuz trusting - Yah, happens. I learn.
Super weird - Since birth I've been weird. ;D
Humor - hurrdurr.
Thoughtful - I have thoughts, so do you. Yah.
Jokes - Think I just did.
Popular - I don't think so in the traditional sense, so.. I really dunno.
Choosy on friends - I try to be but.. I like people. D:

Overall: Pretty damn close to me. But, like all horoscopes, similar beyond those little tiny things I can find that make me who I am apart from other Pisces who will read that too. That's how being unique as an individual works for everyone. c;

I enjoyed this. <3

 

[Reina]

@Minibit, I agree with you and when it comes to horoscopes I'm also skeptic, but like I said in my comment earlier (if you didn't read it yet), it's just for fun ^^

@Stacisaur, glad that yoi enjoyed it. And yeah, many parts from almost all horoscopes fit lots of people from other horoscopes as well. In my opinion there are only few of those who are stereotypical examples of their own horoscope.

Like @Diana for ex. I actually am the same lol. Just the stereotypical taurus and it nevee surprises me to see that 'stubborn' or something similar to it. I'm probably the most stubborn person this world has.... :D

 

[Fluffy]

Pisces. A lot of it is accurate. I don't agree with needing to be the center of attention, or being popular. xD I happily avoid being either of those. All the rest is pretty much me, though!

 

[Reina]

@Fluffy, yeah my horoscope was about seeking attention etc. As well, and that is the exact opposite of me. I hate attention. I always try to run from it :D but other than that, my horoscope was pretty accurate as well ^^

 

[Alan]

I'm a Cancer, and I don't think I can answer whether or not it's true without sounding full of myself. A mystery I shall remain :P

 

[Madyline]

Capricorn! That fits me very well.

 

[Saint Tribs]

Taurus for me! That's a very interesting description for a Taur, I've never seen one quite like it!

 

[LogicfromLogic]

I hate jokes.


So I must not be a Capricorn.

And I am always nice to be around; never have I been grumpy.

I'm not all that competitive (I'LL CRUSH YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS AND DRINK YOUR TEARS)


It's 1:50 AM here...I should go to sleep before I drive myself or Iwaku mad. Or myself sane.

 

[Reina]

Driving yourself sane... That sounds really bad. People should never be desperate enough to lower themselves to that state... Never become sane!

 

[Primordial Booze]

I AM a goddamned Pisces. I'm not all that popular and I used to do the right thing as often as possible, but life kinda gets in the way of the way things were. Now, I'm still my silly, fishy self, just a little bit grizzled.

 

[Ghost Chrismen]

To put it clearly, I'm dead.

And also Sagittarius!

 

[Violet Shadows]

I'm a Pisces & mine really matches! I never really believe in horoscopes but whenever I read mine it always happens to be on point. Maybe I should read it more often.... haha.

 

[Paranormal Pink]

"V I R G O The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22)

Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. "

xD Bahaha! Totally me! My trust really is hard to regain, and I do like the last word. >>; I'm generally right when it comes to most things, especially when I know that my friends boyfriend is a ---and I wont finish that sentence xD I don't want to stir things up lol. But yea, that whole thing is basically me, except the Dominant part, I'm actually quite submissive in a relationship, but that's cause I like to be pampered, and taken care of since I take care of everyone else 99% of the time.