POSITIVITY Give me your best pick-up line!

[MiharuAya]

Tell me your best pick-up line! Let's make some people blush this Valentine's season.

 

[Nemopedia]

@firejay1 told me about this one ad where a lady apparently says: 'I just want a man to make me feel the way I do when I take //insert brand of allergy spray//' and that just had me think of a bunch of terrible pick-up lines.

"I am a puffer, here to help you breathe."
"I am Vicks, rub me onto your chest."

But there is this one particular pick-up line that makes me cringe without fail but I want to use so bad in some of my writing going something around the lines of:

Q: "Why did you grow so tall."
A: "I grew so tall so that my heart is closer to your ear."

It is dumb but one day.

 

[Manna Beast]

Are you a phaser on Star Trek? Because you're set to stun!

 

[Cyclic]

Walked this way because there was a detour, but seeing you turned it into the scenic route

 

[jarek56]

I got someone's number by giving them an empty auntie Anne's pretzel cup, once. We didn't go on a date though.

 

[Dusk]

 

[Winter_Bloom]

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? ... Enough to break the ice.

 

[Fluffy]

Star Wars pickup lines because why wouldn't I? --

Are you a Skywalker? Because you Luke so good.

I saw you in a prophecy. You are my Chosen One.

Baby, you're looking for love in Alderaan places.

I'll be a droid if you be a Jawa. I just want you to take me home with you

 

[Winter_Bloom]

Baby, you're looking for love in Alderaan places.

 

[Queen Tink]

I hope you know CPR 'cuz you just took my breath away.

 

[Lyrikai]

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

 

[Iconiq1]