Girls don't poop

Where was this when I was a young teenager Diana who never wanted to let her BF know she pooped?! D:
 
I don't think I could pull off the "I don't poop" mystique. If you removed farting, you'd take away 49% of my nonverbal communication with my boyfriend. (with another 49% dedicated to belching and 2% to rolling my eyes)
 
It's ok. I don't poop either.