...take a piece of bologna…fry the sucker...make a fried egg: over medium...put the egg on top of the fried bologna...make cheesy mashed potatoes and put a scoop over the egg then top with more cheese adddd a bit of hot sauce and...then...eat.
YAY. I unno if its odd or not =D but its good. Usually make it without the egg though...
Ritz crackers and reeses penutbuttercups. It's good, you make a little sandwich...
Milkshake with fries.
Tortilla chips, dip them in coke or moutain dew.
I put coffee in my hot chocolate.
And I do this thing.... with.... bananas... I call it BANANA SURPRISE!
One container of yogurt
Canister of whipped cream
You can also add ceral or sprinkles
What I do is I unwrap the banana and then put it on a plate, then I distribute yogurt on it until there's only an outline of what the banana looks like (Peach yogurt works best, or strawberry), at this point, you can put ceral on it at this point if you want, then grab the whipped cream and CREAM THAT FUCKER UNTIL YOU'VE MADE A FUCKING TANK OUT OF IT! ....Seriously, put cream on it until you can't see anything else but the white stuff. Then shoot the fucker with sprinkles.
Then grab a spoon or fork and eat that damned thing. Half the fun is trying to keep it in yourmouth, and off your face...
I have a tendency to be messy with it.... the cream just gets EVERYWHERE!
Tiny bit of mustard between the two slices of cheese, then wrap the salami around the cheese into a mini-buttito like formation. Then put it in the microwave for about 15 seconds or however long it takes for the cheese to melt.
I tried doing this food-combining thing after watching "Ratatouille." Couldn't remember what it was, though (something involving chocolate), but I was glad I did it. What an inspiration.
So, years later, not about a week ago, I tried doing that again. It's:
- 1 slice of bread
- 1 piece of cheese cracker (not sure if it was a cheese cracker, but it did taste like cheese)
- Walls chocolate ice-cream
I called it, the "Cheesy Margarine Chocolate Sandwich." It tasted awesome. I actually thought it would taste nasty when I first tried doing this years ago, but man, that rat was right. All these combinations. It would just make you cry.
Specially if you use one of those special scoops for melons and then pop the round bits in the freezer for a while? YAY?
Why do some people think putting salt on watermelon is odd? I got looked at funny for doing that at school ;-; My self esteem was never the same after that...all because of salt...and and and watermelons...-dramatic sigh-