Post your favorite Green Lantern parodies. In quivering bowels, In times of strain, Beware our pants So brownly stained Let those who close the toilet bowl Beware our power, Brown Lantern's hole! and a Guren Lagann parody: Spiral power shining bright, Anti-Spirals flee from sight! Piercing heavens, near and far, Green Lantern Corps, WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE!?