Funny Green Lantern Oaths

[Razilin]

Post your favorite Green Lantern parodies.


In quivering bowels,

In times of strain,

Beware our pants

So brownly stained

Let those who close the toilet bowl

Beware our power, Brown Lantern's hole!




and a Guren Lagann parody:




Spiral power shining bright,

Anti-Spirals flee from sight!

Piercing heavens, near and far,

Green Lantern Corps,

WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE!?

 

[Orochi]

Apathy Corps Oath:

In early day or late at night

It's not my problem, I'll be alright

No cause you name is worth the fight

But if I'm bored, then yeah, I might

 

[Razilin]

i love nanoha

 

[Razilin]

 

[Razilin]

The Lantern Oath for a Green Lantern Optimus Prime:


"Freedom is a sacred right,
All sentient beings are for who I fight,
Let only evil know fear and doubt,
Green Lantern Corps: TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!"


...WTF...I don't...ah...AWESOME.