Fuck You Hollywood Farm #2(Movie Rants)

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Okay, so I watch the trailer to Iron Man 2.

There's a scene where Pepper Face throws Tony Dude's helmet out of the plane. He says "You complete me!" then jumps out of the plane.

NOT IN THE ACTUAL FILM - HE JUST JUMPS OUT WITH NO SIGN OF PEPPER FACE.



I watch the trailer to Predators.

There's a scene where the main hero freezes as a dozen or so red dots appear on him.

NOT IN THE ACTUAL FILM - THERE'S ONLY ONE.




WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? IS THIS SOME ENGLISH CINEMA THING, OR ARE WE BEING DELIBERATELY BULLSHITTED?


THIS MAKES ME ANGRY AAAAAGHHHWIUYIUDYYAOODA(D)ASF)*2871/''[121!!!!

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They needed to save some material for the Director's Cut that will be realeased a week or two after the regular DVD release. It's all part of a plan to turn maximum profits with the least amount of work.
 
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Sakura

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O___O I NOTICED THAT ABOUT IRON MAN 2 ALSO! I was really disappointed. x.X

Are you sure, TNT ? I thought they just did that for the sake of making the trailer cool ~_~
 

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They needed to save some material for the Director's Cut that will be realeased a week or two after the regular DVD release. It's all part of a plan to turn maximum profits with the least amount of work.

So in the Director's Cut of Predators they're suddenly gonna explain how there's TWELVES predators instead of THREE?

>:[
 
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TheNeverThere

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I never said they'd explain it. I just said they'd include it.
 
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Karsikan the Berzerker

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They're called teaser trailers Asmo, they make everyone rage.
 

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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!
 
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Welcome to America. Hope you enjoy the stay. bbleh
 

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BECAUSE STUFF!
 

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FALSE. FUCKING. ADVERTISING.

It shouldn't be allowed.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!
 

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BOTH OF THOSE MOVIES ARE FALSE ADVERTISING. THE WHOLE FUCKING THING.

Like your face.

You'll get over it, in time. Go have some cranbree and watch Diva.
 
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TheNeverThere

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Ya know what movie doens't have false advertising and will blow your mind? Inception. Asmo, you must see this movie.
 
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The trailers are often made before the whole movie is shot... sooo... sometimes they use shots that will not be included in the final version of the movie.

It's like how the trailer made Hancock seem like it would be a comedy, but it ended up being more of a drama. The marketing people knew shit all about the movie.
 

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I bet Leonardo DiCaprio isn't even in Inception. >:|
 

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STOP BEING SO GOD DAMN LATE :E

THERE'S LIKE 3 OTHER SCENES NOT INCLUDED IN THE FILM

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I like this thread.
 

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*Feeds on the rage in this thread*

And yes, they did cut some good shots out of Iron Man 2...fuckers...

I bet Leonardo DiCaprio isn't even in Inception. >:|

I didn't like that movie much. I guessed the big twist half an hour in and basically gave my friends the old "You'll see. I'm right." routine for the remainder. Then when I was right I closed with "I fucking told you so."

I propose this thread get changed into a thread where we complain about movies in general.
 

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Why would we do something that Chaos wanted to do?! That would be MADNESS!