Freaky Friday Challenge!!!

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Freaky Friday

Friday the thirteenth, a day when superstition rules and anything is possible. Today, energy flies through the air and offers a rare opportunity. Take this chance! You and an RP partner switch characters for a day. Each writes a post or journal entry from the perspective of the character their partner usually plays. These should be established characters. THESE POSTS WILL NOT BE PART OF YOUR RP UNLESS YOU WANT TO USE THEM AS SUCH. See how well your partner writes as your character. It may give you new insights into parts of your character that aren't coming through as well as you had intended. As usual, have fun! I look forward to seeing your posts![/DASH]

Rokku Hizori · May 2, 2012

(Switching characters with Juku, To him Rokku Hizori for Hrothulf Ontario)

The following are letters addressed to various leaders or person's of interest across the world of Arras from his majesty Hrothulf Ontario IV:

To the Dai-sun of Darconia,

It has come to my attention that the bribes I have paid to your cheap forest lands are no longer adequate to keep you out of this war. The sum I have sent this month is triple what I have been paying, so you dirt poor barbarians should be thankful of my extreme generosity. I grow tired of you scraping at the heels of Tarvanna, which, might I add, can easily withdraw from Agasaria and stomp you beneath its far superior heel. This is the final warning which you shall receive. I am more than willing to adjust my plans to crush you before dealing with Agasaria, and you are more than aware that we are capable, or did you forget where our supplies of slaves come from?

My best Regards,

The Wealthy and Illustrious Hrothulf Ontario IV

To my Nephew, Zarius Ontario I
His 'Holiness' has decided to declare a Crusade against Tarvanna, a laughable concept, as we are easily holding out against the Western powers of Desera and the zealous bird-people of Haloia. Send them an emissary saying we recognize their divine lineage as descended from angels, that kind of cow spit should get their religious nuts going, and split the loons at the very least. The elves are beginning to act like dogs in heat, trying to get involved with this war. The Dai-Sun of Darconia has refused my offer, and so, I'm leaving it to you to see that he is dealt with. If you want to keep your position as my heir, I HIGHLY suggest you do not fail. I have many nephews, and you are far from being my uncontested favorite.

With Love,

Your Uncle Hrothulf Ontario IV

To the Queen of Desera,
Ah, my beloved desert whore. We have captured your border castles to the east of you sand pit, and yet you continue to fight us, even after we took your citadels that were meant to protect you? I suppose all those husbands of yours have rattled your brains with all the bouncing and thrusting likely going on, but I will not excuse your idiocy due to brain damage. Your castles are now my border towers, and assaulting my country has just doubled its difficulty. Our navy has your fertile Eastern coastline completely blockaded. I suggest you stop negotiating with your husbands about who gets to bed you this week and start thinking about how you're about to become a servant girl at the Tarvannan Guards' brothel in a few months.

Sincerely yours,

The Illustrious and wealthy King Hrothulf IV

P.S. Not in a thousand lifetimes would I marry trash like you for peace. It should be exceedingly obvious that I have higher standards than a pauper queen.

Jukujin · May 3, 2012

[[Playing Rokku Hizori, in trade for Hrothulf.]]

To the Sultan of Turobian, Aca-Tura,

"It is truly an honor to be in the desert kingdom of Turobian, ruled by your guidance, Aca-Tura! Emperor Kilvan, of Agasaria is thrilled that we will be able to trade supply goods ,as well as count on your nation's support and well-trained troops to aid us in any future endeavors with Tarvanna or the neighboring nation, Desera. I must admit also, that your nation's beverage, Cactus juice , I thought at first sounded a bit on the unusual side...But upon tasting it, I'm glad to say I really enjoy the taste of it and hopefully you, and you're nation shall enjoy Agasaria's finest wine. Made from the finest grapes! Here's to a bright prosperous relationship and market in the future." -Rokku Hizori

To King Hrothulf Ontario, of Tarvanna,

"You think just because you threw me out of your land, told your people that Agasaria was an enemy that this changes the outcome? All that damned wealth has gone to your thick-skull, you clearly have forgotten why Tarvanna could never completely seize Agasaria. It's because your soldiers could not fight to save their lives, poorly trained and barely can take hold of a sword. Which only proves that starting any sort of conflict will end in the same results...Agasaria showing it's superiority. And I know how much you despise religion or any speak of God, but mark my words...You're going to be wishing you believed in one higher than yourself. " From the very angry he was thrown out of Tarvanna diplomat, Rokku Hizori

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