Fortune Cookie Wisdom

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Ochalla

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So at lunch earlier this week we were disappointed at the fortunes that were in the cookies. Surely we can do better. So what would you write for fortune cookies?
 
Life sucks and then you die.
 
"It's dangerous to go alone. Take this." and then a cheap pencil drawing of a sword.