Have I ever mentioned how much I loathe followers in games? They are just the damn worst. You are either spending half the time reviving their weak asses or you are going too fast for them. In Skyrim, you get some really, really obnoxious ones (mind you, this is just my opinion, if you like these characters more power to you) like Cicero, Kharjo and Serana. Mainly Cicero. I put Serana there because I get so tired of her constant bitching about the sun. And then you run into the outright racist ones like Lydia and Farkas. With animal followers, they die because stupid doesn't realize that I have a weapon, and instead of attacking from the side they jump right in front of your crossbow or gun. BAM! Fucking Meeko is dead because he was too stupid to realize that he was allergic to bolts. I was recently playing Saints Row 3 and I got to the part where you kidnap Nightblade. The exit out of the building was easy, however driving both Viola and him to HQ was a huge pain in my god damn ass. You are abandoning a follower in X amount of time. God damn it, who the hell got out?! Now I have to drive back and pick them up. *gets out and finds them, meanwhile my car gets blown up* God job you assholes, you got the car blown up. Stop shooting at people Viola and get in the damn SWAT car. Three times this happened, but I made it. I hate followers, most of them anyway. There are some ones that I really like depending on which game. I consider animals as followers, Shadowmere was the best follower I've ever had. What are your best and worst followers? Best and worse stories with them?