Florida Businessmen Charged With Bilking Medicare For Penis Pumps

Blind Hemingway

I dropped my keys in the cooling pool
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SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
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Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
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Smut. It's not that I dislike it, I just can't write it out, I'm better at just writing smut scenes by myself.
Woooooooooooooooooow, what's next medicare is covering poppers?
 

Tegan

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They are perpetuating the system by providing those who probably should not reproduce a means to do so.
 
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Alan

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As I posted on Facebook, this should come as no surprise. This story is brought to you by America's penis, after all.

And now, for a theme song:
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Anglkate

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I'm not really picky. I'll USUALLY try things at least once
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...again I'm flexible...so there isn't really a genre i DONT like per say
....haha that just makes me laugh...I'm sorry but for the most part I can't STAND medicare -_- or rather I should also add a LOT of people who use/abuse medicare -__- I get an earfull in the pharmacy from medicare patients who don't want to dish out 2 dollars for an antibiotic say for their kid because it's "too much" while they're driving a brand new SUV or something
 
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I'll try just about anything. I'm not overly into RPs where the prime focus is romance. I'm not too hyped on fan based anime rp either.
I have no comment on the story other than I'm not surprised, but in response to Alan's theme song I have this.

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Tegan

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Cloak and dagger style plot tactics.
It's not like penis pumps are super expensive. Why go to the trouble of committing medicare fraud (which is actually pretty easy, but still) when you can just pop over to your local porn shop and spend $50 (at the most)?

They must have done it for the lolz, that is the only explanation.
 

Anglkate

brrrrrr
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either or
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I'm not really picky. I'll USUALLY try things at least once
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...again I'm flexible...so there isn't really a genre i DONT like per say
wait i just thought of something I always do I'm thinking of medicaid patients...so disregard my last statement...though medicare can be rather annoying at times as well -_-
 

Hydronine

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Uhhh..... That's hard.
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Charbovari

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Thank you
.

So glad I moved away from and disowned that state... hopefully forever, except for occasional family visits.
 

Hydronine

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I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
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Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
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Uhhh..... That's hard.
.... I still can't believe this....
 

Blind Hemingway

I dropped my keys in the cooling pool
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Adept, Douche
Genders You Prefer Playing
Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
SCREW THIS. I'M CHAOTIC STUPID. I LOWER MY TROUSERS AND WIZZ ON THE KING.
Favorite Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Genre You DON'T Like
Yaoi or Furrisms, DnD, High Fantasy, romance. Straight up Horror.
MAGIC PENIS PUMPS.
 
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Cosmic Orion

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How shameful of him.

NOW EVERYONE GETS TO KNOW ABOUT HIS PROBLEMS.
 

Hydronine

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Uhhh..... That's hard.
They don't even woooooooooork! Besides, it's not the size that matters, it's how you use it. AMIRIGHT, OR AMIDOINITRITE?
 
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Razilin

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Hey now, let's be nice to the impotent. We younger folks can't possibly imagine what it must be like to snag that drop dead sexy broad a third our age and with twice our libido...only to Epic Fail at that critical moment.
 

Hydronine

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I'm fine with doing both, but it depends on the situation and how comfortable I am with the RP, plot, or subject matter of the RP.
Favorite Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
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Uhhh..... That's hard.
Raz.... why must you make me lol so hard?