February Fundraiser: Pahn's Punning Name

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Pahn

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Hello Iwaku! :D

As I mentioned in the February Fundraiser thread (and on Discord multiple times!) I will be changing my name to a Pahn pun!

green Here are the rules:

-Has to be acceptable under Iwaku rules (so nothing like that involves NSFW or genitals, even though it is so very tempting since it's me)
-Has to BEGIN with "Pahn", the length doesn't matter - since I train the staff interns, they may not know me, so they have to be able to tag me easily.
-Has not been used before (you can check the tab of Previous Names on my profile)
-Is actually a pun


If you want to suggest an avatar / user title with it, go wild! I love having matching things so even if you don't suggest one, I will probably go wild anyway :D

This is the first thread of two, I will be taking suggestions until February 28, then have another thread from March 1 to March 4 that will determine which names I'll be using.

I will be doing this for [BCOLOR=#000000]SIX months!! [/BCOLOR]If I get less than six suggestions however, I will not be putting up a second thread and will go on the same amount of months as there are username suggestions.

Iwaku, I love puns. Bring on your smartassery and may the best six win!


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As an aside, you can blame myself, @Jorick and @Kitti for her current name. Full context is in the Shit Staffies Say thread, for the curious!
 
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Pahncake.

http://img07.deviantart.net/6248/i/2015/225/6/d/chibi_cupcakes_by_sandracharlet-d95imle.jpg

Pahnic at the Disco.

[Insert awesome pic of a loaf of bread under a disco ball here]

Pahnty Dropper.

[Huehuehuehue]

Pahnda.

http://www.tablespoon.com/-/media/Images/Articles/PostImages/2011/03/week2/2011-03-12-pandabread-IMG_4726.jpg?la=en
 
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Pahnny Pack (like the fanny pack bag :P)

NO ONE CAN HANDLE THE PAHNNINESS OF THIS PACKAGE
 
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Pahndora's Box

Pahntiac

Pahn Stars

Pahnda Express

Pahndemonium

Pahnorama
 
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I'm loving Pahndora's Box and the Pahnny Pack xD
I'm just imagining a loaf of bread with a fashionable fannypack filled with butter on.


...

I'll see myself out.
 
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Pahntyhose
Pahntihose
Pahnatella
Pahnfry
Pahntasy (fantasy)
Pahndango (fandango)
 
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Pahntomime.
Pahndering to the Press.
Pahnpacific.
Pahntoufle.
 
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Pahntsu Aficionado - with some sort of animu striped pantsu avatar.

Pahncreatic Cancer - with an avatar of someone looking like they're about to die laying in a hospital bed. Morbid humor best humor.

Pahngolin - with an avatar of a pangolin of course.

Pahnhandler - with an avatar of a homeless person begging for change.

Pahnphobia - probably some kind of abstract art avatar to represent fear, or just someone looking terrified of everything because panphobia
 
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Pahneer (it's a kind of cheese :P)
Pahnoramic
Pahntoufle (lol)
Pahnzer
 
Pahngolin - A picture of a pangolin.
Pahndemic
Pahncorn - Popcorn, yeah.

That's all I've got.
 
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As per AMOR Discord, Pahn Pizza, complete with associated avatar.
 
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Pahntisocial
Pahnorama View
Pahnts Off
Pahnt Me A Picture
 
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