Famous Last Words

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Diana

Owlmageddon comes. Ò◇Ó
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5PM - 5AM Daily
#1
A simple game!

Post a phrase you think would be hilarious or ironic "Famous Last Words" before something bad happens or someone meets their doom. BONUS POINTS IF IT'S SOMETHING ONE OF YOUR OWN CHARACTERS WOULD SAY!

Remember, to keep in context that the event that happens directly after the phrase isn't a good one. >:]

Diana says, "Hey Porg, whacha doin' with that tea kettle?"
 

Vay

The Empress
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Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Mostly active but I don't mind taking a back seat.
Favorite Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Genre You DON'T Like
See above.
#2
Drake:

"Huh, so this is how......."

Actual last words of Geoffrey Hunt (space ship captain version):

"We can take it, I know this old girl. They're out of heave ordinance, we're going to get through this."

*torpedo impacts bridge, entire command crew killed, ship disabled*

Weird character idea I am yet to name:

"I do not fear the transition."
 

MiraMirror

She's baaaaaack~
#3
None of my characters have died yet, because I have yet to participate in a completed RP! T_T
But one of my older characters, had he died, would have said something along the lines of..
"Zana, it's so.... quiet..."
 

Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
#4
I've always thought it'd be great to have one of my characters go all like "YOU'RE MOM'S A WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!!!!" or something to some very powerful entity or authority.
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
#5
"I don't have time to die. I'm too busy."

"Oh, so that's what happened on 9/11."

"So the Prophet Mohammed walks into a bar..."

"You know, your daughter's very attractive for a nine year-old."

"Guys, guys... watch... watch what I'm gonna do."

"I'll take that bet!"

"Sounds like a challenge."

"So Asmo, I bought you this new Anime cartoon about..."
 
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Chii

Guest
#6
I just signed up here, and I haven't even started in an rp yet. But if I were to kill off my character... >:]

Seven (Cynex Project) *being his ever so tactful self*

"Hey Tracker, what are you doing standing there all covered in blood?"

Xooki (CP)

" Don't worry, everything will be alright. I'll be back in five minutes."

Professor Tim (CP)

"Even though I won't be here long, my only wish is that my "children" find their own happiness."


 
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Pirogeth

Guest
#7
Hmmm Famous Last Words huh?

Well I won't be able to tell you anything ICSYL related......most of the people I killed did not get last words because their throats were kind of gone. So let me see if I can conjure up some that Pirogeth would lash out upon.

"So you see/read Twilight?"

"And that's how I took over the Newsletter."

"But I'm the vampire freak /whine"

"Sakura is now mine, I kidnapped her."

"Angl is Tsude-" *dead*

"PIIIIIROOOO! ICSYL has tooooooo many characters in the main plot!" *explains that there are only 7-15 active ones in the main plot and how the rest interchange throughout the story. Proceeds to listen to the ooooohhhhh and kills them.*

"Piro can you play a 10 year old character that has no relative usefulness to the plot?"

And finally...

"You just got Piroed."
 
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Swifty Willownall

Guest
#8
Okay, well I've never really had any of my characters die, and I don't plan to have them die but. If they DID die, for whatever reason...

Vincent the Angel: I can't die yet, not until I kill Fe-...

Shenzukai: Well, that's..just....

Phantom: I wish I could watch more of you WaterSacks pop.

Kid Oliver: ...mommy...I'm scared....

More to come later when I think of them. o-o
 

King Weavel

The Burger King
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
I am in the middle between passive and aggressive. But I prefer to plan things out with my fellow RPers so I don't mess them up. Although I do keep plot twists under wraps. I believe planning things out helps make for better posts so I do it often.
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, sci-fi, post apocalyptic, parody.
Genre You DON'T Like
No SMUT EVER. Not big on modern RPs, not a fan of Mass RPs due to past experiences. I may make exceptions though if an RP is particularly interesting. I will NEVER get involved with anything like yaoi or furry FYI, those I do not make exceptions with. Also not too keen on perverse RPs.
#9
Let's see..If they had a chance to say some other last words aside from the ones they had..

Rondo: "Even my Explosion is beautiful and well choreographed as I had planned!"

Jaeger: "CURSE YOU CHRIS HANSENNNNNNNNNN!"

Harken: "Outer space isn't so ba-can't..Breathe..."*Dies due to no oxygen*
 
L

Lunatic AI

Guest
#10
"This will be Wilford's best Christmas!" (not mine- karma to you if you know who said it.)

Hint (and also awesome last words) "Go! To! Your! Room!"

And no one will get this reference but it's used almost daily in my household. "Shall I put a trap down?"
 
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megane-kun

Guest
#11
... this is pretty famous really (or cliche'd, depending on your point of view)... and i am looking forward to say this line (using any of my own characters):

"Go on ahead guys, I'll catch up soon."
 
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Drew

Guest
#12
Zu - "and yeah that was me who farted so fuck you!"

Lara - "I make this damn good.."

Iann - "hey make sure you return my library books okay.."

Blaxdon - "And may it be known, that I never gave up"


And the best ever

"If I dont see you, good afternoon, good evning and goodnight"
 

Diana

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#13
"I thought it would go better."
 
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Moderate to aggressive.
Favorite Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
Genre You DON'T Like
I'll try just about anything. I'm not overly into RPs where the prime focus is romance. I'm not too hyped on fan based anime rp either.
#14
"Yes, I'm sure it's not loaded"
 

Diana

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#15
"I thought LSD was a seasoning like MSG!"
 
A

Arsenal XA4

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#16
"Hey, watch what I can do!"

"I've always loved you..."

"So that's what it does..."

"GRYZOR!!!"
 

Childish Grumpino

LET'S DO METH AND CHOP UP OUR NEIGHBOURS  ヲ 詠よ意イめフ
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#17
"Well shit, that wasn't the First-Aid Kit."
 
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Krang

Guest
#18
HNRRRRRRRRRRRRNK


*blam!*

..next!


 
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Drew

Guest
#19
"Oh, that said No turn on red"

"Will someone please help me fine my car keys"

"I was right all along"

"Wait, that wasnt on the list"
 

Vay

The Empress
BENEFACTOR
Genders You Prefer Playing
Male, Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Mostly active but I don't mind taking a back seat.
Favorite Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
Genre You DON'T Like
See above.
#20
SO this is how it happens... I AM disappointed.

OOOh this spot looks nice.

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! I SAID BLUE UNIFORMS!! BLUUE!