Dumbest Invention Ever

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Diana, Jun 18, 2010.

  1. Game is simple: Make up and name an invention that is so useless and pointless that it should never exist!










    Velociraptor Lullaby CD!
     
  2. inb4 YOU SHOULD NEVER EXIST
     
  3. Chocolate condom.
     
  4. Remote remote.

    think about it for a minute.
     
  5. Wired WiFi.
     
  6. Mud soap.
     
  7. Rock Scented Candles
     
  8. Clap on, Clap off warhead
     
  9. Chaos: THE OTAKU MUSICAL CD.
     
  10. Electric Lightning Rod!

    You see! it charges itself!
     
  11. instant water!! just add water!
     
  12. Taser dildo...for a shockingly good experience!
     
  13. CHAOS: THE LAWMOWER AND HAIR TRIMMER.
     
  14. Caffeine free energy drinks.
     
  15. Vegetable flavored t-shirts!
     
  16. Pre-cooked sushi.
     
  17. Common level one cards!
     
  18. Tofu-flavored cows!
     
  19. Peanut Butter on a Bread Spoon.