Drunk Women and Puppies

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Lawkheart

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who can hate, drunk or not??

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So what you're saying is that I should just bring my puppy with me to bars.
 
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Astaroth said:
So what you're saying is that I should just bring my puppy with me to bars.
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Nononon, execution is everything. You can't show the woman the dog first-- she's not drunk enough, and the surprise will be ruined. You have to get in there, work a few drinks in, start a conversation, then pull out the puppy and completely astonish her.
 
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Shas'Ui said:
Nononon, execution is everything. You can't show the woman the dog first-- she's not drunk enough, and the surprise will be ruined. You have to get in there, work a few drinks in, start a conversation, then pull out the puppy and completely astonish her.
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...Are we still talking about dogs?
 
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And where does one hide the dog exactly?
 
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