Double Meanings

[Diana]

Write down a sentence that can have two meanings depending on punctuation.

Example:

Asmodeus helped the mod jack off a horse.

Asmodeus helped the mod, Jack, off a horse.

 

[Fluffy]

Eat my children.

Eat, my children.

 

[October Knight]

Johnny was hard at work.

Johnny was hard, at work.

His name is Jack A. Potter in real life.
His name is Jack: A potter in real life.

 

[Fluffy]

A lady, without her man, is nothing.
A lady: without her, man is nothing.

 

[Cotillion]

It's raining cats and dogs!

It's raining, cats and dogs!

 

[Anglkate]

Lets go hang ourselves.

Lets go hang, ourselves.

 

[Kitti]

Stop clubbing baby seals.
Stop clubbing, baby seals.

 

[Anglkate]

I like blue balls.
I like blue, balls.

 

[Myrnodyn]

No, don't stop!

No! Don't! Stop!


Surprised to see it wasn't here....

 

[Anglkate]

damn i was going to use that myrn XD j/k

why don't you sit on daddy's lap.
why don't you sit, on daddy's lap.

 

[Myrnodyn]

This place is for the chaotic stupid.

This place is for the chaotic, stupid!

 

[Kitti]

You know you like it dark.

You know you like it, Dark.

 

[Fluffy]

Come on Tiffany.

Come on, Tiffany.