- Invitation Status
- Looking for partners
- Posting Speed
- Speed of Light
- Multiple posts per day
- 1-3 posts per day
- One post per day
- Multiple posts per week
- 1-3 posts per week
- One post per week
- Slow As Molasses
- Online Availability
- Whenever my boss decides to let me go home. (Usually between 5-11 EST)
- Writing Levels
- Advanced
- Prestige
- Douche
- Adaptable
- Preferred Character Gender
- Male
- Female
- Primarily Prefer Female
- Genres
- Modern, Futuristic, Paranormal, Fantasy, Medieval, Romance, Horror, pretty much everything.
When you're starving and broke, they play every single food commercial in the world on TV.
Everything that can go wrong, does go wrong when you're running late.
When you're on time for an appointment, you end up having to wait longer because something comes up.
When something breaks down, everything else starts breaking down as well.
Every good thing comes in threes, while every bad thing feels like it comes in three hundreds.
If things are going great in your life, it starts going downhill. When things are going to shit, it just keeps going to shit.
Bread always lands topping side down.
When there's something good on TV you want to watch, there's a half a dozen other things interesting on as well. Any other time there isn't a damn thing on at all.
The minute you want cereal, there's no milk in the fridge. The same goes with bread. The second you want a sandwich, you realize you're all out of bread.
Food almost always tastes better when someone else makes it versus when you make it.
Your mind conjures up the scariest thoughts when you're home alone.
The weatherman is always wrong when you're making plans for an outing.
These are the things I've noticed in life recently. Anyone else have something in their life that just seems to be the way that it goes?
Everything that can go wrong, does go wrong when you're running late.
When you're on time for an appointment, you end up having to wait longer because something comes up.
When something breaks down, everything else starts breaking down as well.
Every good thing comes in threes, while every bad thing feels like it comes in three hundreds.
If things are going great in your life, it starts going downhill. When things are going to shit, it just keeps going to shit.
Bread always lands topping side down.
When there's something good on TV you want to watch, there's a half a dozen other things interesting on as well. Any other time there isn't a damn thing on at all.
The minute you want cereal, there's no milk in the fridge. The same goes with bread. The second you want a sandwich, you realize you're all out of bread.
Food almost always tastes better when someone else makes it versus when you make it.
Your mind conjures up the scariest thoughts when you're home alone.
The weatherman is always wrong when you're making plans for an outing.
These are the things I've noticed in life recently. Anyone else have something in their life that just seems to be the way that it goes?
