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Forge on the Go-rge™ (a MagiMart product)
Wondrous item, Major, Rare
Has this ever happened to you:
[ Grayscale footage of an adventuring party plays. An elf is leading the group through a thick rainforest, but fails to cut through the vines with his scimitar. He grows increasingly frustrated, and awkwardly falls over, dropping the sword. ]
Well, say goodbye to blunt swords and broken armor forever with the newest product from MagiMart! Introducing the latest in transmutation tech, it's the Forge on the Go-rge™!
[ The footage turns full-color. The elf happily swings the scimitar through the vines, meeting nearly no resistance. The video cuts to a dwarf hammering away at a shortsword on an anvil in the middle of a field. He smiles to the camera, and gives a thumbs-up. ]
Instructions are simple. Simply place the packaged miniature in an open, level area, say the accompanying word, and like the work of wonder, it grows to a full-size furnace, grindstone and anvil, ready to work any metal! The Forge on the Go-rge™ can be yours today, for just ten easy monthly payments of 100 gp*! Call now on your nearest Sending Stone!
*Plus additional service fees and taxes. MagiMart is not liable for any accident or injury as result of operation of The Forge on the Go-rge™. Shipping not available outside Eberron. MagiMart collects use data of The Forge on the Go-rge™ to improve our products. To opt out of this, you may return The Forge on the Go-rge™ free of charge to any MagiMart store during open hours.
© MagiMart
Wondrous item, Major, Rare
Has this ever happened to you:
[ Grayscale footage of an adventuring party plays. An elf is leading the group through a thick rainforest, but fails to cut through the vines with his scimitar. He grows increasingly frustrated, and awkwardly falls over, dropping the sword. ]
Well, say goodbye to blunt swords and broken armor forever with the newest product from MagiMart! Introducing the latest in transmutation tech, it's the Forge on the Go-rge™!
[ The footage turns full-color. The elf happily swings the scimitar through the vines, meeting nearly no resistance. The video cuts to a dwarf hammering away at a shortsword on an anvil in the middle of a field. He smiles to the camera, and gives a thumbs-up. ]
Instructions are simple. Simply place the packaged miniature in an open, level area, say the accompanying word, and like the work of wonder, it grows to a full-size furnace, grindstone and anvil, ready to work any metal! The Forge on the Go-rge™ can be yours today, for just ten easy monthly payments of 100 gp*! Call now on your nearest Sending Stone!
*Plus additional service fees and taxes. MagiMart is not liable for any accident or injury as result of operation of The Forge on the Go-rge™. Shipping not available outside Eberron. MagiMart collects use data of The Forge on the Go-rge™ to improve our products. To opt out of this, you may return The Forge on the Go-rge™ free of charge to any MagiMart store during open hours.
© MagiMart