Diana’s backin' up

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies


Diana’s backin' up, backin' up, backin' up, backin' up
Cause her daddy taught her good
Diana’s backin' the hell outta there
And Diana’s like oh my God, oh my God, my God

Diana’s backin' up, backin' up, backin' up, backin' up
Cause her daddy taught her good
And Diana taught maybe she should faint. But she don't. (NO.)
Her daddy taught her good.

Diana was putting one more type of coffee in her coffee cup
And outta the corner of her eyes she saw two noobs come in
One with a black hoodie, one with a white hoodie.
Black hoodie. (White hoodie!)
White hoodie. (Black hoodie!)

They said, "WE WANT YOUR MONEY EVERYBODY DOWN!"
And Diana is like, "Oh UGH! Why did I need Coffee-kun?!"
And soooooo
The noob in black starts comin' down,
comin' down down down down

(Chorus)

So Diana backed farther and farther away,
And Diana’s like, don't look don't look don't look.
And he comes right to her and he goes,
Get down now! Get down now!
And she just drop to her knee,
see her little knee.

And, and then when she figures Diana’s safe
Diana like, countin' to two thousand.
And she don't hear nothin'....Nothin!
Then she hear:
BOOM BOOM BOOM!
Diana’s like, Ohhhmigod they're dead!

(Chorus)

And Diana’s like Diana’s gonna have to find all her friends dead,
And then they were laughing (ha ha),
He shot the robber!

Darkness of the day, saved her life, saved her life!
He shot the robber!
Darkness of the day, saved her life.
Mi amigos, he's a hero.
 

Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
Invitation Status
,
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.
THAT'S RIGHT DIANA! BACK UP! THEY GUNNA KILL YOU GUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRL!
 

Diana

Divine Space Witch Ò◇Ó
ADMINISTRATOR
Invitation Status
Not accepting invites at this time
Online Availability
10AM - 10PM Daily
Preferred Character Gender
Female
THIS IS STUPID! DARKNESS WOULD NEVER SAVE MY LIFE! D:
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
He was looking too kill noobs.
 

Zypher

Can I transfer you to my manager?
Invitation Status
,
Writing Levels
Intermediate, Adept, Advanced
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Adventure stories! They can be fantasy, modern, sci-fi, all kinds! Give me some good world travel stories and I'm all over it! I also enjoy romance stories and even though I tend to play females I love playing gay men.
*backs [MENTION=8]Diana Notacat[/MENTION]; over Rory's toes*
 
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Paorou-sama

Guest
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDD
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Yeah, yeah. Just like you.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies

Vay

The Empress
Preferred Character Gender
Male, Female
Genres
Mostly Fantasy and Sci-fi, though I’ll do anything if the plot is good.
To jinx... the fact that pressing keys makes shit appear is funny and wondrous at the same time.
 
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Cosmic Orion

Guest
Initially I thought this was going to be about Diana BACKIN' DAT ASS UP.

Or something like that. Dance style stuff.


But this works too.