- Posting Speed
- Slow As Molasses
- Online Availability
- NEVER
- Writing Levels
- Adept
- Douche
- Preferred Character Gender
- Primarily Prefer Female
- Genres
- Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Diana’s backin' up, backin' up, backin' up, backin' up
Cause her daddy taught her good
Diana’s backin' the hell outta there
And Diana’s like oh my God, oh my God, my God
Diana’s backin' up, backin' up, backin' up, backin' up
Cause her daddy taught her good
And Diana taught maybe she should faint. But she don't. (NO.)
Her daddy taught her good.
Diana was putting one more type of coffee in her coffee cup
And outta the corner of her eyes she saw two noobs come in
One with a black hoodie, one with a white hoodie.
Black hoodie. (White hoodie!)
White hoodie. (Black hoodie!)
They said, "WE WANT YOUR MONEY EVERYBODY DOWN!"
And Diana is like, "Oh UGH! Why did I need Coffee-kun?!"
And soooooo
The noob in black starts comin' down,
comin' down down down down
(Chorus)
So Diana backed farther and farther away,
And Diana’s like, don't look don't look don't look.
And he comes right to her and he goes,
Get down now! Get down now!
And she just drop to her knee,
see her little knee.
And, and then when she figures Diana’s safe
Diana like, countin' to two thousand.
And she don't hear nothin'....Nothin!
Then she hear:
BOOM BOOM BOOM!
Diana’s like, Ohhhmigod they're dead!
(Chorus)
And Diana’s like Diana’s gonna have to find all her friends dead,
And then they were laughing (ha ha),
He shot the robber!
Darkness of the day, saved her life, saved her life!
He shot the robber!
Darkness of the day, saved her life.
Mi amigos, he's a hero.
