Describe a Movie... badly

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This is a game where you take a film and attempt to describe its plot, but you do it badly. This can be done via actor allusion, references to other media, or any way you see fit, just as long as it comes across as a bad description.
 
A movie revolving around Legos tells a better Batman story than traditional Batman movies and is praised by critics.
 
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A kids movie with kidnapping, imprisonment, mental illnesses, death, one major character and a horde of birds that want to eat the main character alive, and a surplus of bombs.
 
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The crew of a famous intergalactic ship discovers a space zombie in space, then proceed to thaw him out because they think it's a good idea. Then the captain dies, but then he doesn't.
 
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A Korean film where a trip to visit mom goes south.

Literally and metaphorically.
 
A movie about Shakespeare that claims someone else wrote his books and won't ever get the credit.
 
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