WARNING: This was made last night. Expansion of the plot would work wonders. You may play any race as long as it is reasonable. 4000 years ago was a blast. Not everyone was so happy with the government, but HEY! EVERYONE HAD A HELLUVA TIME PARTYING THEIR ASSES OFF! But there was only one thing not right with their own world. Ever since the jewel of Change stuck on Earth, there weren't just crazy vampires or werewolves. There were just some crazy monsters coming about, including those no-neck aliens! They got themselves in the way too much! But they had some plan to deplete them once and for all. ..... Bottle nose Headquarters Admiral Cortex Ervin Wilde was wide awake in his bed. He didn't feel comfortable in his position, nkr did he want to be. He stirred out of his bed to make some breakfast for some of his comrades. It was some bacon and eggs from Tyler's Inventory (like a Walmart). Cortex felt his beating temples, and he couldn't even concentrate too much.