- Invitation Status
- Posting Speed
- Slow As Molasses
- Writing Levels
- Intermediate
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- Adaptable
- Preferred Character Gender
- Male
- Female
- Genres
- Fantasy, Sci-Fi
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Tsk tsk tsk. *shakes head* First of all, my specialty is in leather armour, thank you very much. Secondly.... I'm guessing you don't get the joke, which really does make me feel quite sad. But *sigh* if it is war you will have, it is war you shall get. *picks up random garbage can lid as a shield*
2you fool. you absolute baffoon. You think you can challenge me in my own realm? you think you can rebel against my authority? you dare come into my house and upturn my dining chairs and spill coffee grounds in my Keurig? you thought you were safe in your chain mail armor behind that screen of yours. I will take these laminate wood floor boards and destroy you. i didnt want war. but i didnt start it.
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Tsk tsk tsk. *shakes head* First of all, my specialty is in leather armour, thank you very much. Secondly.... I'm guessing you don't get the joke, which really does make me feel quite sad. But *sigh* if it is war you will have, it is war you shall get. *picks up random garbage can lid as a shield*