Choose a Staff Member #4

[heliacalRebirth]

Well, look what you did Iwakuvians. Ya got drunk and slept with a staffie. Or perhaps some naughty puppy spiked your drink, eh? Tsk, tsk, tsk... do you even remember who it was? If you're not feeling confident, maybe this random generator will help you out.


Go ahead, tell us. The cats out of the bag. Just spare us the details :)

 

[Torsty]

Damn...





I knew Teadoir and Tattersal were destined to be friendly, but.....








...damn...never touching rum again!

 

[heliacalRebirth]

Oh... October... erm...



I'M SORRY FIJOLI DONT KILL ME D:

 

[Fijoli]

@heliacalRebirth I can't kill you, Random Generator said #17 and that seems to be you XD

 

[Diana]

Are you trying to get me divorced! D:<






















>:[ *points at Vay.*

 

[OverCast]

Random generator pointed to Asmodeus.

That's a little odd.

 

[Minibit]

Asmo. Brutally in the anus with a strap on closely resembling an eggplant >=3

 

[Ai]

I didn't know who to pick so went with Ozzie xD

 

[Ochalla]

#14 says the random generator... Hi Minibit!


This is a lie, if I had a drunken fling there would be multiple staffers in my bed!

 

[heliacalRebirth]

@heliacalRebirth I can't kill you, Random Generator said #17 and that seems to be you XD

YES! THREESOME!

 

[SlamifiedBuddafied]

According to our unbiased friend, known as "The King of Equation" or better known as the "random generator" as pointed out that I and Rory did a drunken dance of descent due to drinking dizzying shots of whatever.
My friend Lil'Jon can better sum this up.

...wait, who the hell is Rory?

 

[redblood]

The random generator said Jared.
How did I end up in this situation? I don't even drink D: Whose fault is this? I thought I would be safe from this kind of stuff when I locked myself up in my room, but apparently not...I shall find the one whom spiked my coke!! NO ONE TOUCHES MY COKE!!!

 

[Miss Flufferbutt]

Random generator gave me Cerulean.

I BET YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE, CERU!! I know what you're up to. >.>

 

[Hisoka]

And the gods of math have spoken...#4....Did not see that one coming.

 

[Lady B]

Random generator gave me 8... Myrnodyn, you better watch out! >:3

 

[N0VA]

Random number gave me 11... which means Rory... boy oh boy. Must have been some drinking to get me in that kind of position. :-D

 

[Ashi]

I got a 13... Jared... Oh, God, what did I drink last night?

 

[C92cool]

12 which would be...Fijoli :3

 

[Astaroth]

Where the hell are the people picking me? Show yourselves. >:[ I see the poll results!

As for me. Apparently Cammy humping my leg escalated some night...

 

[Kitty]

HA! Speaking of that Ozzie, I got a 6 from the random number generator.Although that being said because I'm on certain meds if I was drinking I'd be seriously ill or dead.
So now we know that Ozzie likes dead little girls
The rumor has been created.
Spread it to the hills, children of the night.