I CHOOSE GRUMPY.
This was hard because I really don't wanna be someone else, especially since I know what most of these people do everyday. O_____O
But GRUMPY. Because he's a dude and I wanna experience being a dude. He's a YOUNG COLLEGE MAN so I could do a lot of crazy shit and no one would think it was weird. >:3 And last, I am a pervert, and I would never tell him what I did with his body.