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Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
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#1
I've just missed a job interview.

I sent this email to the interviewer.

Do you think it will work?



Hello Diane,

I was meant to be your 3 o'clock interview today. But to be totally honest, I couldn't find you. I put "Tregoniggie Industrial Estate" into Multimap, and it sent me to the completely wrong end of town.

Now, if the cliche is to be believed, no one would ever give a job to someone who couldn't even find their office. But on the off-chance that you'll let my relevant skills speak for themselves, I would love to give it another try if you're willing.

It could be third time lucky, and I'm willing to fight against the fates that seem to be keeping us apart.

Hopes and apologies,

Greg Corcoran





Hurr hurr hurr!
 

Childish Grumpino

LET'S DO METH AND CHOP UP OUR NEIGHBOURS  ヲ 詠よ意イめフ
SECURITY DEPARTMENT
DONATING MEMBER
Roleplay Invitations
Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
#2
I hope she has a good sense of humour...
 

Orochi

GET OFF MY LAWN :E
#3
And then Asmo gets lost again.
 

Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
#4
You should have included a line saying "I find you incredibly hot. In case you believe that my infatuation for you might be a problem in the job, don't worry, I'm a homosexual and I haven't had sex with a woman for almost a year now. In the case you would like to turn me back into being straight, I would find that simply fabulous."
 
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Arsenal XA4

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#5
Darkness, your logic is flawed...
 

Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
#6
Helping wasn't the point.
 
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Kitti

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#7
... Oh my, Asmo...
Hope she likes personality, I suppose.
 

Apocaric

Dragoon Ex Machina
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Neutral (Scene-aggressive, plot-passive. I do not make a good GM.)
Favorite Genres
Space Opera, High Fantasy, and Post-Apocalypse; Action
Genre You DON'T Like
Vampires, yaoi
#8
Yer boned, mate. Sucks to be you.
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
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#9
If I get this job, you owe me 10 roleplay posts each.
 

Apocaric

Dragoon Ex Machina
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Neutral (Scene-aggressive, plot-passive. I do not make a good GM.)
Favorite Genres
Space Opera, High Fantasy, and Post-Apocalypse; Action
Genre You DON'T Like
Vampires, yaoi
#10
Asmo, I don't participate in roleplays with you. I dun owe you shit.
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
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#11
Yeah, that was my point...

Never mind...
 

Apocaric

Dragoon Ex Machina
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Neutral (Scene-aggressive, plot-passive. I do not make a good GM.)
Favorite Genres
Space Opera, High Fantasy, and Post-Apocalypse; Action
Genre You DON'T Like
Vampires, yaoi
#12
.....
Right, then.
 

Isabella Hime

Winter is coming...
#14
You should give up that job and come work at the dogfood factory! We make 500 bucks a week! sure it is 10-12 hours a day 6 days a week.. but hey! Who needs a life anyway!?
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
#16
Well the email failed to send. So I guess I'll take that as a sign.

*begins looking into a job as a Driving Instructor* :|
 

Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
#17
Why do I think you'd be the most apathetic instructor ever?

I mean, it's not that even that you're british.

Or is it just me?
 

Sakura

Official Iwaku Little Sister
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
One Post a Day, A Few Posts a Week, One Post a Week
My Usual Online Time
After 5PM EST weekdays
Writing Levels
Elementary, Intermediate, Adept, Advanced
Genders You Prefer Playing
Female, Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Instinctively passive unless the story needs a push. I adapt as needed.
Favorite Genres
SciFi, Fantasy, Modern, Twist Genres.
Genre You DON'T Like
Mature, Horror (with rare exceptions)
#18
Oh well. /patpat Asmupuu/

You tried. x3
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
Posting Speed
Speed of Light
#19
Why do I think you'd be the most apathetic instructor ever?

I mean, it's not that even that you're british.

Or is it just me?
...what?!

*puts Darkness through Babelfish*
 

Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
#20
I don't know, man, I was drunk.
 
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