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Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Asmodeus, Nov 4, 2009.

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  1. I've just missed a job interview.

    I sent this email to the interviewer.

    Do you think it will work?

    Hello Diane,

    I was meant to be your 3 o'clock interview today. But to be totally honest, I couldn't find you. I put "Tregoniggie Industrial Estate" into Multimap, and it sent me to the completely wrong end of town.

    Now, if the cliche is to be believed, no one would ever give a job to someone who couldn't even find their office. But on the off-chance that you'll let my relevant skills speak for themselves, I would love to give it another try if you're willing.

    It could be third time lucky, and I'm willing to fight against the fates that seem to be keeping us apart.

    Hopes and apologies,

    Greg Corcoran

    Hurr hurr hurr!
  2. I hope she has a good sense of humour...
  3. And then Asmo gets lost again.
  4. You should have included a line saying "I find you incredibly hot. In case you believe that my infatuation for you might be a problem in the job, don't worry, I'm a homosexual and I haven't had sex with a woman for almost a year now. In the case you would like to turn me back into being straight, I would find that simply fabulous."
  5. Darkness, your logic is flawed...
  6. Helping wasn't the point.
  7. ... Oh my, Asmo...
    Hope she likes personality, I suppose.
  8. Ashley turn and stare at them and giggles.

    Kunari smile and reach in and pick her up, "You finally noticed us."
  9. If I get this job, you owe me 10 roleplay posts each.
  10. Asmo, I don't participate in roleplays with you. I dun owe you shit.
  11. Yeah, that was my point...

    Never mind...
  12. Ashley laugh softly as she reach and tug his hair.
  13. Well the email failed to send. So I guess I'll take that as a sign.

    *begins looking into a job as a Driving Instructor* :|
  14. Why do I think you'd be the most apathetic instructor ever?

    I mean, it's not that even that you're british.

    Or is it just me?
  15. Oh well. /patpat Asmupuu/

    You tried. x3
  16. I know you put a lot of work into this... But you know that I've been NPC'ing the comic/animated version of him and I'm not allowing doubles of the same person in Epic.

    Declined at this time. If you want to work this out on the drawing board as a son or nephew with the same name and the background of growing up in the Penguin's shadow? Maybe.

    But denied as it stands.
  17. I don't know, man, I was drunk.
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