Cheeky Bastard.

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Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
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I've just missed a job interview.

I sent this email to the interviewer.

Do you think it will work?



Hello Diane,

I was meant to be your 3 o'clock interview today. But to be totally honest, I couldn't find you. I put "Tregoniggie Industrial Estate" into Multimap, and it sent me to the completely wrong end of town.

Now, if the cliche is to be believed, no one would ever give a job to someone who couldn't even find their office. But on the off-chance that you'll let my relevant skills speak for themselves, I would love to give it another try if you're willing.

It could be third time lucky, and I'm willing to fight against the fates that seem to be keeping us apart.

Hopes and apologies,

Greg Corcoran





Hurr hurr hurr!
 

Childish Grumpino

LET'S DO METH AND CHOP UP OUR NEIGHBOURS  ヲ 詠よ意イめフ
SECURITY DEPARTMENT
DONATING MEMBER
Roleplay Invitations
Not Taking RP Invites at this Time
I hope she has a good sense of humour...
 

Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
You should have included a line saying "I find you incredibly hot. In case you believe that my infatuation for you might be a problem in the job, don't worry, I'm a homosexual and I haven't had sex with a woman for almost a year now. In the case you would like to turn me back into being straight, I would find that simply fabulous."
 
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Kitti

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... Oh my, Asmo...
Hope she likes personality, I suppose.
 

Apocaric

Dragoon Ex Machina
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Neutral (Scene-aggressive, plot-passive. I do not make a good GM.)
Favorite Genres
Space Opera, High Fantasy, and Post-Apocalypse; Action
Genre You DON'T Like
Vampires, yaoi
Yer boned, mate. Sucks to be you.
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
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If I get this job, you owe me 10 roleplay posts each.
 

Apocaric

Dragoon Ex Machina
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Neutral (Scene-aggressive, plot-passive. I do not make a good GM.)
Favorite Genres
Space Opera, High Fantasy, and Post-Apocalypse; Action
Genre You DON'T Like
Vampires, yaoi
Asmo, I don't participate in roleplays with you. I dun owe you shit.
 

Apocaric

Dragoon Ex Machina
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Neutral (Scene-aggressive, plot-passive. I do not make a good GM.)
Favorite Genres
Space Opera, High Fantasy, and Post-Apocalypse; Action
Genre You DON'T Like
Vampires, yaoi
.....
Right, then.
 

Isabella Hime

Winter is coming...
You should give up that job and come work at the dogfood factory! We make 500 bucks a week! sure it is 10-12 hours a day 6 days a week.. but hey! Who needs a life anyway!?
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
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Well the email failed to send. So I guess I'll take that as a sign.

*begins looking into a job as a Driving Instructor* :|
 

Darkness

I CAN HUG A SHITLOAD OF CATS
Why do I think you'd be the most apathetic instructor ever?

I mean, it's not that even that you're british.

Or is it just me?
 

Sakura

Official Iwaku Little Sister
Roleplay Invitations
Group Roleplays, One on One Roleplays
Posting Speed
One Post a Day, A Few Posts a Week, One Post a Week
My Usual Online Time
After 5PM EST weekdays
Writing Levels
Elementary, Intermediate, Adept, Advanced
Genders You Prefer Playing
Female, Primarily Prefer Female
Playing Style- Passive or Aggressive
Instinctively passive unless the story needs a push. I adapt as needed.
Favorite Genres
SciFi, Fantasy, Modern, Twist Genres.
Genre You DON'T Like
Mature, Horror (with rare exceptions)
Oh well. /patpat Asmupuu/

You tried. x3
 
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