'Allo, gentlemen! Let me introduce myself; I am Stardust McScarfacey, and I will be your guide to the world of Awesome. *not seen in the avatar* Here, please take a seat in this dragon-powered rainbow train!
The fire glows bright on the town tonight, there's not a footprint to be seen...everyone got exploded, by the nuke on i-17... I survived because I hid in a bunker... could have saved someone, heaven knows I tried....