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[IntrusivePenDesperateSword]

So you two are dating now? *cracks knuckles* That was a mistake.

 

[Yatagarasu]

I'm so hipster yo!

I have an avatar back in the 00's

 

[Vendethiel]

This is the longest pose I've ever done.

 

[Mason Moretti]

It's not a PHASE, Mom!

 

[Obsidian Miscreant]

Oh sweetie, you wish that you could look this good.

 

[Minerva]

Who needs actual eyebrows when you can SEW YOUR OWN?

 

[Vendethiel]

All I want to do is see the ocean.

 

[Kiilgore]

Yes, my hair is sponsored by Skittles. What about it?

 

[Minerva]

I don't know....

I'm gonna kick your ass...

 

[Vendethiel]

Anything for you my King.

 

[Kiilgore]

Begone normie hairs. you are not worth my time.

 

[Vendethiel]

Okay, today's lesson is......
WHAT?! WHO THREW THAT?!

 

[Yatagarasu]

This is totally my natural hair guise I swur

 

[Kiilgore]

Ay girl. Come lean against this wall with me.

 

[Minerva]

It's time to...

*Cracks Knuckles*

Work out.

 

[Sir Salty]

Does this dress make Noctis look at me more

 

[Kiilgore]

This is just an oddly shaped baby bottle okay? Nothing more. It has just water in it, okay?

 

[LuckycoolHawk9]

If you think I am sweet, you haven't met my dark side yet.

 

[Vendethiel]

Some laws are made to be broken.

 

[Minerva]

My hair can cause epilepsy in some.