Brovo, we need to talk...

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Darog

Kawaii on the streets, Senpai in the sheets
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Brovo Brovo

deepest, bluest my hat is like a shark's fin!
 

Skyswimsky

Nien Scheiße!
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I like nearly all genres as long as they are anime-themed, anything can be made interesting.
Dargo as much as I wub you and want to be molested by your voice, I can hear those disgusting sucking sounds across the atlantic ocean a tiny puddle of water that keeps us from our fated reuinion! Not to mention me not getting that insider, out of obvious reasons, duh. You eyes (and mouth voice) should only belong to me.

I think I am done editing now.
 

redblood

Anxious Tomato Will Bite You!
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Male, Female,
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Historical, fantasy, magic, horror, supernatural, survival, vampires, demons, pirates, mutants, ghosts, romance (FxF, MxM, MxF) (Romance should be part of the plot and not the whole plot in itself), etc.
Do your stupid love letters in private Dargo D:
 

Astaroth

[*screaming into the void intensifies*]
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Psychological horror
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Medieval fantasy
What is this bullshit.
 
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Jorick

Magnificent Bastard
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Fantasy is my #1; I will give almost anything a chance if it has strong fantasy elements. Post apocalyptic, superhero, alternate history, science fantasy, some supernatural, romance, and a few fandoms (especially Game of Thrones) are also likely to catch my eye.
Keep your homoerotica to the Libertine section, Darog.
 

ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ

Melancholia Personified
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Modern, Futuristic, Paranormal, Fantasy, Medieval, Romance, Horror, pretty much everything.
Stop interrupting the juiciness!

Continue on. o.o
 

Gwazi Magnum

Previously Gwazi Magnum
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Sci-Fi, Fantasy, Adventure.
*Reports miss-placed Libertine thread*
 

Brovo

Ferret Dad
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Here, let me explain this.
What is this bullshit.

Since Darog Darog is a musician, I like to torture/entertain him with stupid songs I find on YouTube. Sometimes I throw in really great songs too just to throw him off. He replies in kind.

One time, I was drunk off cherry Vodka, and remembered that Deep Blue Sea had a soundtrack. Which included RAP. Some of the most cringe-inducing RAP you'll ever hear, but very catchy nonetheless. It includes such creative lyrics as...

"Deepest, Bluest, my hat (hand?) is like a shark's fin." x29 times.

"Your life vest is off and that turns me on."

"I ate your ancestors, the ocean is haunted."

Oh, and this beautiful bit.

"Struggling to flow with hemorrhages in your throat,
Getting the lap dance while I smash through your boat,
Eat your whole fam', nothing left but a right hand,
Clinging to a rail, escape attempts fail."

Seriously the best part is probably that they threw in sexy women swimming because... RAP video, I guess.

Other songs we've fired at each other for torture/entertainment include songs of greater quality, like Dare by Stan Bush from the Transformers soundtrack, Call Me Call Me by Steve Conte from the Cowboy Bebop soundtrack, and Torukia from the Ghost in the Shell Soundtrack.

Basically, this is just Darog Darog being a shitlord and hording a joke over y'all directed specifically towards me because he knows he can torture me with it. Thankfully, however, I can return fire with a band he had to watch multiple times live because of job obligations. Remember this, Dargo?
 

K3l

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I like to torture/entertain him with stupid songs I find on YouTube.
You heard it hear first folks, Brovo and Dargo are in a BDSM relationship.
 

Spaceguitar

I am King of the Wicker-People
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Male, Primarily Prefer Male
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Syfy, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror


SOMETHING-SOMETHING SHARKS.
 

Astaroth

[*screaming into the void intensifies*]
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Looking for partners
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It varies a lot depending on my schedule, unfortunately.
Writing Levels
Advanced, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Male
Genres
Psychological horror
Body horror
Supernatural
Giallo
Splatterpunk
Dark fantasy
Historical
Low fantasy
Magipunk
Weird West
Noir
Thriller
Gothic horror
Southern Gothic
Gaslamp fantasy
Cyberpunk
Space saga
Clockpunk
Space Western
Space opera
Paranormal
Modern fantasy
Dieselpunk
Post-Apocalyptic
Crime drama
Medieval fantasy
*Doesn't read any of that wall o text*

I DON'T ACTUALLY WANT TO KNOW.
 

redblood

Anxious Tomato Will Bite You!
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Intermediate, Adept, Advanced, Adaptable
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Male, Female,
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Historical, fantasy, magic, horror, supernatural, survival, vampires, demons, pirates, mutants, ghosts, romance (FxF, MxM, MxF) (Romance should be part of the plot and not the whole plot in itself), etc.
Here, let me explain this.


Since Darog Darog is a musician, I like to torture/entertain him with stupid songs I find on YouTube. Sometimes I throw in really great songs too just to throw him off. He replies in kind.

One time, I was drunk off cherry Vodka, and remembered that Deep Blue Sea had a soundtrack. Which included RAP. Some of the most cringe-inducing RAP you'll ever hear, but very catchy nonetheless. It includes such creative lyrics as...

"Deepest, Bluest, my hat (hand?) is like a shark's fin." x29 times.

"Your life vest is off and that turns me on."

"I ate your ancestors, the ocean is haunted."

Oh, and this beautiful bit.

"Struggling to flow with hemorrhages in your throat,
Getting the lap dance while I smash through your boat,
Eat your whole fam', nothing left but a right hand,
Clinging to a rail, escape attempts fail."

Seriously the best part is probably that they threw in sexy women swimming because... RAP video, I guess.

Other songs we've fired at each other for torture/entertainment include songs of greater quality, like Dare by Stan Bush from the Transformers soundtrack, Call Me Call Me by Steve Conte from the Cowboy Bebop soundtrack, and Torukia from the Ghost in the Shell Soundtrack.

Basically, this is just Darog Darog being a shitlord and hording a joke over y'all directed specifically towards me because he knows he can torture me with it. Thankfully, however, I can return fire with a band he had to watch multiple times live because of job obligations. Remember this, Dargo?
tl;dr
I'm just taking this as you confirming your love for Dargo :3
 

Hellis

"How can you score when this alien's a predator?"
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LL cool J is so fucking good, that he gets me to bob my head to one of the dumbest fucking rap song ever.
 

Brovo

Ferret Dad
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redblood

Anxious Tomato Will Bite You!
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Male, Female,
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Historical, fantasy, magic, horror, supernatural, survival, vampires, demons, pirates, mutants, ghosts, romance (FxF, MxM, MxF) (Romance should be part of the plot and not the whole plot in itself), etc.
Well I don't see you complain D: Stap letting your waifu Dargo sexy you up in public. Shameful little ferret! Go back to the closet! *Throws Brovo and Dargo into a closet*
 
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Kestrel

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redblood redblood Oi. Even Tom Cruise deserves some private space.

Brovo Brovo Don't make me post the ultimate audible boner killer. I will do it. You have been warned.
 
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