Pyrotechnician. I get to legally play with fireworks, setting them up, hand firing them, etc etc etc. The weather conditions can be crap (I've set up shows in pouring rain, 35 degree celsius heat, -30 celsius, etc etc), and some times it takes a whole day to get the show set up for only 10-15 minutes of fireworks, but the thumps of the shells are worth it. The best part is the people I work with, they make the day go by extremely quickly, and as monotonous as some of the stuff we have to do is, it's not boring in the least.
Last year on Canada Day, we had to shoot a show up in Wabasca. That's about a 9 hour drive from the shop, so we had to leave the day before, set up the whole next day, then leave the third day. Drive up is fine, little bit of rain but we all had rain gear so no problem. Next day we make it to the site...they hadn't cut the grass in the field we were setting up in, so we have to flatten out 4 feet of grass where we need to set up. Once that's done we scout out some stuff. We have an 8-inch shell that we need to shoot, so we have to dig a hole for the mortar, that takes a good half hour because one of the shovels broke and the grass and dirt were a bitch to dig in, but no matter, we get that done. Time to set up everything else...and shit, the guy who packed our trailer with the fireworks forgot our supply kit, so we have no e-matches and only two road flares, almost no grey (time-delay fuse). We are essentially fucked at this point because there is no way to get the supplies. But we rummage through our own bags, find just enough e-matches for the 8 inch (not something that can be hand fired) and a bunch of the cakes. We also managed to get another two road flares from the fire department. Set up the rest of the show to be hand fired (I couldn't screw up at all in cutting the time delay fuse, since we needed enough of it to light the stuff, then get out of the way). The setup was stressful, but the show went off without a hitch. It was the first time I hand fired anything too, which left me with a shit eating grin on my face.