Bert and Ernie Just Friends

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies

Spammy

Swagolor Approved
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
I do like the, "They remain puppets and do not have a sexual orientation." response. Conveys the message in a way without any kind of political/societal overtones. Just telling people to back the frak off the puppet sex.

I don't remember anyone writing up petitions to force JD and Turk to get married.