Bert and Ernie Just Friends

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Original poster
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies

Spammy

Swagolor Approved
Preferred Character Gender
Male
I do like the, "They remain puppets and do not have a sexual orientation." response. Conveys the message in a way without any kind of political/societal overtones. Just telling people to back the frak off the puppet sex.

I don't remember anyone writing up petitions to force JD and Turk to get married.