Bar Flies

Abstinence works 100% of the time...

In turning our future generations into alcoholics. ;)
 
'Ey! *Hiccup* You... look 'ere! I'm... a virgin and I... *hiccup* am no a-a-allllcoholic! *Clumsily pushes his whiskey bottle away*
 
That's funny, Ocha! I was talking about this just the other day.
I check BBC... XD

This article made me laugh, alcohol is the answer for flies now, too.