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Awkward Conversations

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by C92cool, Nov 5, 2014.

  1. It's as simple as the title says. This one happened to me literally like 20 mins ago.

    *Dad walks in and sees that my chair is broken again. He complains and I say that I'll fix it. These are the words that follow.*

    Dad: Well you better fix it or I'll make a hole in your ass. (He was complaining that the broken chair was going to make a hole in the floor.)

    Me: But I already have a hole, it's called an asshole.

    Dad: Well then I'll make another one called a daddy hole.

    Me: *stunned from such a comment because he has to get the last word in even if it's stupid as all hell*
     
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  2. :|
     
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  3. That is some grade-A rape script right there.

    Move out fast man.
     
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  4. Wow. I don't think I can follow that.
     
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  5. O.o
    Next time he walks into your room, run.
     
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  6. I think the most awkward convo I've ever had was when I was little in a restaurant. I was trying to ask my mom what a fajita was.

    The problem was I was pronouncing the J as one would pronounce the word jump. Coupled with the fact I was using the long I sound, here was this kid in a restaurant who seemed to be asking his mom what a women's private part is.
     
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