Awkward Conversations

[C92cool]

It's as simple as the title says. This one happened to me literally like 20 mins ago.

*Dad walks in and sees that my chair is broken again. He complains and I say that I'll fix it. These are the words that follow.*

Dad: Well you better fix it or I'll make a hole in your ass. (He was complaining that the broken chair was going to make a hole in the floor.)

Me: But I already have a hole, it's called an asshole.

Dad: Well then I'll make another one called a daddy hole.

Me: *stunned from such a comment because he has to get the last word in even if it's stupid as all hell*

 

[Asmodeus]

:|

 

[scribz]

That is some grade-A rape script right there.

Move out fast man.

 

[Minibit]

Wow. I don't think I can follow that.

 

[Ser K+]

O.o
Next time he walks into your room, run.

 

[Crab Claws]

I think the most awkward convo I've ever had was when I was little in a restaurant. I was trying to ask my mom what a fajita was.

The problem was I was pronouncing the J as one would pronounce the word jump. Coupled with the fact I was using the long I sound, here was this kid in a restaurant who seemed to be asking his mom what a women's private part is.