Asmodeus is Against Your Thoughts

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
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Only 9 threads left in Insanity.

Soon, the Admin War will be won.
 
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Myrnodyn

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Re: Gooode... Goooode...

Except that Rory, being the only Admin left....has already won...
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
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Re: Gooode... Goooode...

Chaos lost before he started.
 
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Paorou-sama

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Re: Gooode... Goooode...

You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH.
 

Asmodeus

Gazorpazorpdeus
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Re: Gooode... Goooode...

O, bejeesus! Dat Jewish fella edited me pohst!

*Dies from alcohol poisoning*
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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Re: Gooode... Goooode...

Asmo is a hipster, he started this post ironically.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
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,
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Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
Please put this on your signature if you know an Asmo who is a wanker, or maybe a complete and utter twat! Or maybe a two faced bastard, or an Asmo who needs a good hard punch in the face! Or a major selfish 'me me me' drama queen! Asmodeus affects the lives of many. There is still no known cure for Asmodeus, but we can raise awareness.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies


"I hunger for it all: the water, the wind, the trees, the land. I will never be satisfied until it is all mine.“
—Asmodeus​

Origin
Created on Planet Liverpool as a part of the superhuman project, Asmodeus was a success, and the people of Liverpool were glad that they finally had an Aspergers patient that could easily survive on their world. However, Asmodeus was not too happy and stole the ARC Laboratory, transporting it away from Liverpool.

Asmodeus found himself in Iwaku World, where he quickly went about experimenting on the local monsters. He also declared himself ruler of the Iwaku World, which the native monsters had no problem with. Noticing the portal that could lead him to Norway, Asmodeus began to plan invasion.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
:yeti: SCREW YOU. THIS ISN'T YOUR RP.
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
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Kitti

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No, Paorou. Remember, this isn't yours anymore. We fired you. <3
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
And not his pants.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

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Fools, the TRUE king of Insanity would never wear pants. Or, maybe he would. Maybe he would perceive no pants and actually wear them. Maybe this thread is old and stupid. Give me your cheese.
 
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Cosmic Orion

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A better King of Insanity: