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Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
Original poster
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
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Confused out of your fucking mind? You're welcome.
 
At least Tegan understood it Chaos, gawd.
 
OKAY, WHO THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO TURN CHAZ AND DAVE INTO PUFFINS?!








Because it totally is.
 
I would like nothing more. :D

*Too distracted by the cute animals and bird sex to notice the trolling.*
 
Heeeeeeeeeeey.
 
EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD WHO'S NAME DOESN'T START WITH A K HAS HERPES.
 
This pleases me.

ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN! ALAN!