ADMINS ARE AWESOME

  • So many newbies lately! Here is a very important PSA about one of our most vital content policies! Read it even if you are an ancient member!

Asmodeus

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Original poster
LURKER MEMBER
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Speed of Light
Writing Levels
  1. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. No Preferences
Move along, people.

Everything is fine.
 
YAY! I LOVE ADMINS!
 
You lie to the people!

RISE UP MEMBERS! RISE UP!
 
*ponders what to use for his third movie reference*


MY HEART WILL GO OOOOON AND OOOOOON!!!

*bludgeons Jack with an iceberg*
 
Should have used the *Drops Jack into the crushing ocean*.

*Returns fire with lost diamonds*
 
Diamonds are forevaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

*tries to remember the film*


Er... yeah, the thing with the bomb in the pants.

*throws Jack off the ship with a bomb in his pants... or something*
 
YAY! ADMINS!
 
Soon the squabbling will lead to bloodshed, and then when the skies darken with the smoke of bombs and gunfire, I will... shit, I'm externalizing my inner monologue again!
 
I'm not gonna love the admins if you attack Jackyboy, Asmupuuu~ T____T
 
Little do they know that bombs have no effect on Hammer Pants.


Can't touch this.
 
BUT IF THE MEMBERS RISE UP AGAINST THE ADMINS...

WHO'LL WE DONATE DONUTS TO?
 
Me.

It's a legal loophole.
 
Soon the squabbling will lead to bloodshed, and then when the skies darken with the smoke of bombs and gunfire, I will... shit, I'm externalizing my inner monologue again!

So once they kill each other off, that'll make the Puppet Masters in charge...

And who's Jack Shade?
 
JACK IS THAT THING, IN THE BOX!
 
You see? Little did you faggots know, but I, Darkness, control all the admin accounts. LOL.
 
=SMASHES RANDOM MEMBERS' FACES IN WITH SHOCKSTICKS=

PICK UP THAT CAN