A very mundane Christmas

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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
...Asmo, there's a beer under the Christmas tree with your name on it, tha one that says Hobgoblin.
 
F

Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
errrr... I thought you told me to write butt goblin...
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
What's Christmas?
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
You guys are so insensitive. D: Uncle Rory is a recovering alcoholic!

*THE CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS WHEN NO ONE HAD FUN.*
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
You guys are so insensitive. D: Uncle Rory is a recovering alcoholic!

*THE CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS WHEN NO ONE HAD FUN.*
WTF are you talking about? We all know I'm on pot or something.
 
M

Moonlit Blade

Guest
If he's a recovering alcoholist, then that means we have to help him recover his old habits faster!
 
F

Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
He was really more of a whisky man anyways... Triple distilled.
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
Somehow I doubt Drunk-casting your spells is really that good of an Idea, I mean I ended up with a vorpal kitten last time that happened.
 
F

Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
Spellbook: 1gold
+3 staff of accuracy: 100g
Ten pints of dwarven ale and finding out that halfling you slept with had your lovechild: priceless.