A very mundane Christmas

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Asmodeus

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*sits by the tree and stares at you*
 
*Buries herself in laptop under the guise of making a Christmas playlist.*

>_>
 
...Asmo, there's a beer under the Christmas tree with your name on it, tha one that says Hobgoblin.
 
errrr... I thought you told me to write butt goblin...
 
What's Christmas?
 
You guys are so insensitive. D: Uncle Rory is a recovering alcoholic!

*THE CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS WHEN NO ONE HAD FUN.*
 
You guys are so insensitive. D: Uncle Rory is a recovering alcoholic!

*THE CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS WHEN NO ONE HAD FUN.*

WTF are you talking about? We all know I'm on pot or something.
 
If he's a recovering alcoholist, then that means we have to help him recover his old habits faster!
 
He was really more of a whisky man anyways... Triple distilled.
 
Somehow I doubt Drunk-casting your spells is really that good of an Idea, I mean I ended up with a vorpal kitten last time that happened.
 
*summons a Booze Elemental*
 
Spellbook: 1gold
+3 staff of accuracy: 100g
Ten pints of dwarven ale and finding out that halfling you slept with had your lovechild: priceless.