A very mundane Christmas

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Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
...Asmo, there's a beer under the Christmas tree with your name on it, tha one that says Hobgoblin.
 
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Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
errrr... I thought you told me to write butt goblin...
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
What's Christmas?
 

Tegan

Hopeful Monster
You guys are so insensitive. D: Uncle Rory is a recovering alcoholic!

*THE CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS WHEN NO ONE HAD FUN.*
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
You guys are so insensitive. D: Uncle Rory is a recovering alcoholic!

*THE CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEARS WHEN NO ONE HAD FUN.*

WTF are you talking about? We all know I'm on pot or something.
 
M

Moonlit Blade

Guest
If he's a recovering alcoholist, then that means we have to help him recover his old habits faster!
 
F

Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
He was really more of a whisky man anyways... Triple distilled.
 
K

Karsikan the Berzerker

Guest
Somehow I doubt Drunk-casting your spells is really that good of an Idea, I mean I ended up with a vorpal kitten last time that happened.
 
F

Fel of the Eternal Forest

Guest
Spellbook: 1gold
+3 staff of accuracy: 100g
Ten pints of dwarven ale and finding out that halfling you slept with had your lovechild: priceless.