A VERY important petition. Click if you like kittens.

[Beta]

Ha. Fooled you. Now you're here.

So yeah. Grumpy, everyone's favorite staffer. Wait... what's the opposite of favorite? Well, whatever. Anyways. I have had a pet name for him since like October. That name is "Krampus". Why? Well, because I can easily imagine him going around and viciously beating disobedient members with birch branches, sometimes stuffing them into a sack before doing so.

I hereby declare a petition for Grumpy's name to be changed to Krampus. Post your support in this thread if you agree!

 

[Villamvihar]

I hereby declare my glorious support for this undoubtedly perfect and flawless proposal that will have no backlash whatsoever. I believe that carrying through with it is necessary for the future of Iwaku along with the betterment of mankind.

 

[Diana]

But I love his perfectly understated name! D:

 

[Beta]

But I love his perfectly understated name! D:

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But Diana! Don't you love Krampus? He punishes bad children so Santa doesn't have to! Grumpy does the same for us!

 

[redblood]

But... I like my nickname for him... Grumpy bear

 

[Gwazi Magnum]

If it makes Grumpy more Grumpy then I support this notion. :3

 

[Kagayours]

I support this notion.

 

[Dervish]

Krampus is such a bafflingly "hip" thing right now.

If anything we should rename Grumpy "Ranchbreath Burritofart".

 

[Hecatoncheires]

Fuck all of you.

 

[Arcadia]

If only he would change his name to Kittenfluff. But I digress, and agree he should. XD

 

[Fluffy]

I'd rather not.

 

[Peter Feels]

*gently places Grumpy's hand upon the "Lock Thread" button*




Do iiiiiiit....

 

[Beta]

*gently places Grumpy's hand upon the "Lock Thread" button*




Do iiiiiiit....

 

[Astaroth]

No.

>:[

 

[ᴛᴏᴄᴋᴀ]

Krampus is such a bafflingly "hip" thing right now.

If anything we should rename Grumpy "Ranchbreath Burritofart".

But that's my husband's nickname!

Just kidding, but now that I read it, that should totally be his nickname.

 

[.Karma.]

I support this! DO EET! XD

 

[UnderstandableAtrocity]

I have no idea what this is, but it sounds hilarious, so do it.

 

[Windsong]

Donation drive.

Like we did with ASMO. Death by dollar.

 

[Diana]

Donation drive.

Like we did with ASMO. Death by dollar.

What a teeeempting idea.

 

[Space Cowboy]

wtf??

I thought @Ozzie Chanter was our resident Krampus?