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A VERY important petition. Click if you like kittens.

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Beta, Jan 7, 2016.

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  1. Ha. Fooled you. Now you're here.

    So yeah. Grumpy, everyone's favorite staffer. Wait... what's the opposite of favorite? Well, whatever. Anyways. I have had a pet name for him since like October. That name is "Krampus". Why? Well, because I can easily imagine him going around and viciously beating disobedient members with birch branches, sometimes stuffing them into a sack before doing so.

    I hereby declare a petition for Grumpy's name to be changed to Krampus. Post your support in this thread if you agree!
     
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  2. I hereby declare my glorious support for this undoubtedly perfect and flawless proposal that will have no backlash whatsoever. I believe that carrying through with it is necessary for the future of Iwaku along with the betterment of mankind.
     
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  3. But I love his perfectly understated name! D:
     
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  4. .
    But Diana! Don't you love Krampus? He punishes bad children so Santa doesn't have to! Grumpy does the same for us!
     
  5. But... I like my nickname for him... Grumpy bear
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  6. If it makes Grumpy more Grumpy then I support this notion. :3
     
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    I support this notion.
     
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  8. Krampus is such a bafflingly "hip" thing right now.

    If anything we should rename Grumpy "Ranchbreath Burritofart".
     
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  9. Fuck all of you.
     
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  10. If only he would change his name to Kittenfluff. But I digress, and agree he should. XD
     
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  11. I'd rather not.
     
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  12. *gently places Grumpy's hand upon the "Lock Thread" button*




    Do iiiiiiit....
     
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  14. No.

    >:[
     
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  15. But that's my husband's nickname!

    Just kidding, but now that I read it, that should totally be his nickname.
     
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  16. I support this! DO EET! XD
     
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  17. I have no idea what this is, but it sounds hilarious, so do it.
     
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  18. Donation drive.

    Like we did with ASMO. Death by dollar.
     
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  19. What a teeeempting idea.
     
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