A Message to Asmodeus

Blind Hemingway

Blind Hemingway

Ancient Iwaku Scum from 2006.
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MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
  1. Adept
  2. Douche
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
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Sincerely,

Rory and Vay
 
*Arkansas accent* Yup.
 
THAT MEANS PAOROU *ISN'T* A VILLAIN!

YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 
-Stood by and watched it all happen.- . . . -Slow nod.-
 
How did Vay's name get on that signature!

I demand a recount!
 
I have something to add to this.

 

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[Asmodeus huggles Davi Wavion desu kawaii and feeds him cookies and marries him and puts him in the basement with a water bowl and dresses him like a unicorn and clings to him whilst nomming and purring and hiding in the corner and making sandwiches] -07:27 Oct 04


 
Asmo stop raping the new mods.
 
the Rape Membrane, Noun

the part of the female anatomy that, according to republicans, is capable of shutting down and illegitimate pregnancy. Thus allowing only legitimate and desired pregnancies to occur.
 
*Huggle-wuggles his surrogate half-nephew on his cousin's side Daviwaviscav-Senpai-Desu-Sama and feeds him cupcakes from a unicorn's arse and dresses him like a fox with herpes and snuggles him in the corner with his plushie cushions and hot cocoa mixed with the tears of self-harming kittens that have rubbed their nipples on Princess Mononoke and marries him under pony law whilst purring and waving his tail so Davidaddysisterwaifu can pet him and nom on his sammich and cakes and muffin and shit he's my sister and up your fucking arse huggle snuggle cuddle pet nom nom rub and cling tackle fucking desu desu up your arse CUNTS!*
 
Asmodeus said:
*Huggle-wuggles his surrogate half-nephew on his cousin's side Daviwaviscav-Senpai-Desu-Sama and feeds him cupcakes from a unicorn's arse and dresses him like a fox with herpes and snuggles him in the corner with his plushie cushions and hot cocoa mixed with the tears of self-harming kittens that have rubbed their nipples on Princess Mononoke and marries him under pony law whilst purring and waving his tail so Davidaddysisterwaifu can pet him and nom on his sammich and cakes and muffin and shit he's my sister and up your fucking arse huggle snuggle cuddle pet nom nom rub and cling tackle fucking desu desu up your arse CUNTS!*
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I like the part where you bring up sammich.
 
I spit at your private invitation.

PAH TEWY!
 
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