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- Fantasy is my #1; I will give almost anything a chance if it has strong fantasy elements. Post apocalyptic, superhero, alternate history, science fantasy, some supernatural, romance, and a few fandoms (especially Game of Thrones) are also likely to catch my eye.
Diana's feelings about a joke are less important than the site rules. Careful with those offensive jokes, else you might get a firm slapping from someone on the security team. :)
My favorite joke is actually really tame and dumb despite my normal preference for black and blue humor.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
My favorite joke is actually really tame and dumb despite my normal preference for black and blue humor.
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
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Arcadia
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- Fantasy, Supernatural, Horror
Q. Where did Napoleon keep his armies?
A. In his sleevies.
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Boy: Dad, did you get shot in the army?
Dad: No, I got shot in the leggy.
(Yeah, these make me laugh a lot :P)
A. In his sleevies.
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Boy: Dad, did you get shot in the army?
Dad: No, I got shot in the leggy.
(Yeah, these make me laugh a lot :P)
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Kitti
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My explanation was way more fun than [TOS VIOLATION] or [TOS VIOLATION].
I don't actually think I like this joke, but I swear that whenever someone asks me for a clean joke and I panic, it's the first thing out of my mouth:
Why didn't the ghost go to the party?
Cos he didn't have no body to go with.
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Dumb joke from zombie app... it's totally clean. Why does Edward Woodworth have so many d's in his name?
[spoili] Because otherwise his name would be Eewaah woowah.[/spoili]
[spoili] Because otherwise his name would be Eewaah woowah.[/spoili]
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Dervish
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Three spy recruits are on the last stage of their training, and are summoned one at a time. The first spy is called in and is handed a handgun and is told in the next room there is a person tied to a chair, and they have to shoot them to graduate. The first spy goes into the room and sees it's his mother tied to the chair. He refuses to shoot her, he fails.
The second spy is called in, and same thing, he's handed a handgun and told to shoot the person tied to the chair. He goes in and sees his mother, he refuses and washes out.
The third spy is called in, and he's given the gun and told to shoot the person tied to the chair. He goes in, and the instructors hear several gunshots followed by several muffled thuds. The third spy comes out of the room and hands the handgun back and says,
"The handgun was full of blanks, so I had to beat her to death with the chair."
The second spy is called in, and same thing, he's handed a handgun and told to shoot the person tied to the chair. He goes in and sees his mother, he refuses and washes out.
The third spy is called in, and he's given the gun and told to shoot the person tied to the chair. He goes in, and the instructors hear several gunshots followed by several muffled thuds. The third spy comes out of the room and hands the handgun back and says,
"The handgun was full of blanks, so I had to beat her to death with the chair."
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Cyan
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Grothnor
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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
[spoili]Because it was dead.[/spoili]
Why did the kid fall off his bicycle?
[spoili]Because someone threw a fridge at him.[/spoili]
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
[spoili]Where's my tractor?[/spoili]
[spoili]Because it was dead.[/spoili]
Why did the kid fall off his bicycle?
[spoili]Because someone threw a fridge at him.[/spoili]
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
[spoili]Where's my tractor?[/spoili]
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One day, a little girl named Rose came up to her father and said, "Daddy, why am I named Rose?"
He replied, "Well, when you were born, a rose fell on your head."
Later on, her sister Lily came up to her father and asked, "Daddy, why am I named Lily?"
He replied, "Well, when you were born, a lily fell on your head."
Later, their third daughter came up to her father and asked, "UGHHHAFJAHDJ MANFGHNASNVJDNFG?"
He replied, "Shutup, Fridge!"
He replied, "Well, when you were born, a rose fell on your head."
Later on, her sister Lily came up to her father and asked, "Daddy, why am I named Lily?"
He replied, "Well, when you were born, a lily fell on your head."
Later, their third daughter came up to her father and asked, "UGHHHAFJAHDJ MANFGHNASNVJDNFG?"
He replied, "Shutup, Fridge!"
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Dervish
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