A good pun is it's own reword.

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Basically a thread about puns.

What's your favourite pun?
Why do you like (or dislike) puns?

Oh and remember this isn't a debate.
Because when two egotists meet it's an I for an I.
 
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This thread right here is bullshit. And it stinks, too. >:[

...I'm a fan of it, even if that's cold of me.
 

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My puns might be cheesy, but they're Gouda. :D
 
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I'm plenty frosty, and bubbly to the max!
If you're frosty, does that mean I can buy you at the local Wendy's?
 

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If you're frosty, does that mean I can buy you at the local Wendy's?
Only if you promise to dip french fries in me.

I do love to be a little salty.
 
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I'm not being obtuse, but you're both acute.
 
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Only if you promise to dip french fries in me.

I do love to be a little salty.
OH MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE YOU FOR THAT ONE

10/10 BEST COMBINATION

Besides, I'm sure you'd be sweet and salty, then.

I'm not being obtuse, but you're both acute.
I guess that means we share a point.
 

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OH MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE YOU FOR THAT ONE

10/10 BEST COMBINATION

Besides, I'm sure you'd be sweet and salty, then.
Damn straight!!

Ahem...

We certainly are coming at this from the same angle.
 
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Is this a pun adventure? Alpaca my bags.
 
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HEY HEY GUESS WHAT?

ALL THIS PUNS ARE FISHY AS FUCK AND ARE KRILLING MAH BRAIN YOU DAMN FUCKS

(/sarcasm)

(I hate puns ._.)
 
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HEY HEY GUESS WHAT?

ALL THIS PUNS ARE FISHY AS FUCK AND ARE KRILLING MAH BRAIN YOU DAMN FUCKS

(/sarcasm)

(I hate puns ._.)
Holy mackrel! You don't have to be so koi, you know you love it.
 
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Holy cow...MOOOOVE YOUR PUNS SOMEWHERE ELSE PLEASE
 

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Don't you know hay is for whores?

....

Wait, no, I think I screwed that up. Or I nailed it.

OH. HORSES. IT WAS HORSES.
 

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Holy cow...MOOOOVE YOUR PUNS SOMEWHERE ELSE PLEASE
Maybe if you pray hard enough, we might be able to hoof it!

Don't you know hay is for whores?

....

Wait, no, I think I screwed that up. Or I nailed it.

OH. HORSES. IT WAS HORSES.
You almost foaled that up, but ended up hammering that one good!
 
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HEY HEY GUESS WHAT?

ALL THIS PUNS ARE FISHY AS FUCK AND ARE KRILLING MAH BRAIN YOU DAMN FUCKS

(/sarcasm)

(I hate puns ._.)
Hey Girl, why so saddle? You're looking rather horse.
Don't you know hay is for whores?

....

Wait, no, I think I screwed that up. Or I nailed it.

OH. HORSES. IT WAS HORSES.
Quit foaling around
 
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