A good pun is it's own reword.

Discussion in 'THREAD ARCHIVES' started by Gwazi Magnum, Nov 6, 2015.

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  1. Basically a thread about puns.

    What's your favourite pun?
    Why do you like (or dislike) puns?

    Oh and remember this isn't a debate.
    Because when two egotists meet it's an I for an I.
     
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  2. This thread right here is bullshit. And it stinks, too. >:[

    ...I'm a fan of it, even if that's cold of me.
     
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  3. My puns might be cheesy, but they're Gouda. :D
     
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  4. You need to chill out!
     
  5. Cool it, bub!
     
  6. I'm plenty frosty, and bubbly to the max!
     
  7. If you're frosty, does that mean I can buy you at the local Wendy's?
     
  8. Only if you promise to dip french fries in me.

    I do love to be a little salty.
     
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  9. I'm not being obtuse, but you're both acute.
     
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  10. OH MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE YOU FOR THAT ONE

    10/10 BEST COMBINATION

    Besides, I'm sure you'd be sweet and salty, then.

    I guess that means we share a point.
     
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  11. Damn straight!!

    Ahem...

    We certainly are coming at this from the same angle.
     
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  12. Is this a pun adventure? Alpaca my bags.
     
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  13. That's one point of view on it. AA pretty sharp one, too.

    What have you bean waiting for? Do we need to stalk you for you to get moving?
     
  14. HEY HEY GUESS WHAT?

    ALL THIS PUNS ARE FISHY AS FUCK AND ARE KRILLING MAH BRAIN YOU DAMN FUCKS

    (/sarcasm)

    (I hate puns ._.)
     
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  15. Holy mackrel! You don't have to be so koi, you know you love it.
     
    #15 Santa Seiji, Nov 6, 2015
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  16. I've got a AAA mind! Charged and primed!
     
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  17. Holy cow...MOOOOVE YOUR PUNS SOMEWHERE ELSE PLEASE
     
  18. Don't you know hay is for whores?

    ....

    Wait, no, I think I screwed that up. Or I nailed it.

    OH. HORSES. IT WAS HORSES.
     
  19. Maybe if you pray hard enough, we might be able to hoof it!

    You almost foaled that up, but ended up hammering that one good!
     
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  20. Hey Girl, why so saddle? You're looking rather horse.
    Quit foaling around
     
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