Part Two. Today we hear from Captain Road Rage, Lieutenant Travis, and Top.
Captain Road Rage, CO of the 84TH Experimental Weapons Battalion, the Growlin' Wyverns.
What is the sexual preferences of your character?
Straight. Always been that way.
Is your character still a virgin? If not, what was their first time like for them?
Nope... Mah first time was with a Air Force Tech Sergeant. She really filled out that flight suit o' hers. It looked better onna floor.
Does your character value sex or relationships more?
Ah'm not ready ta settle down or anythin' like that. So right now Ah'll take the sex when Ah kin git it.
What does your character think about monogamy?
Mono-what?
Would your character ever cheat if the circumstances were right?
Now that has too many negative waves commin' off it. You know Ah don' like negative waves.
What would be their greatest gift to a relationship? What would be their biggest flaw?
Stamina an' Ah'm hung like a horse.
'Course bein' infused with a rock wyvern soul kinda comes with a good many drawbacks. Ah've put a few people in wheelchairs, y'see...
An' don't git me started 'bout rock wyvern matin' season inna summer months. Ah git especially ravenous.
Ahh, Lieutenant Travis, Lieutenant of Marines for the 84TH.
What is the sexual preferences of your character?
Female. No deviations.
Is your character still a virgin? If not, what was their first time like for them?
N-no... I don't like to talk about my first time...
Does your character value sex or relationships more?
It's hard for someone like me to stick to a relationship. It's also awkward having to explain why I left a thick, slimy, thing wriggling around inside of her in the winter months, which is blob wyvern mating season.
Yeah, blob wyverns, being hermaphrodites, reproduce using whelps... It gets VERY awkward... So for now I'm content to use the services offered by State brothels.
What does your character think about monogamy?
I have a hard time getting a State sanctioned whore, people who aren't supposed to ask questions, on Friday nights as it is.
Would your character ever cheat if the circumstances were right?
When, and if, I ever find someone willing to accept my condition, I would give myself to them completely.
If they cross me then, well...
A-archetype says human flesh tastes like ham...
I like ham...
...and fish...
What would be their greatest gift to a relationship? What would be their biggest flaw?
Devotion to the significant other. I would do anything to ensure their happiness.
What part of wriggling, thick, slimy whelp didn't you understand? I also have seven inches of man meat and C-cups. C-CUPS!!!
WHY!? WHY WAS I DEALT SUCH A CRUEL HAND!?
Do you have to hit me with all those negative waves so early inna mornin'? Ah swear, yer worse 'n Moriarty some days.
First Sergeant Top. Just Top. I don't give my name to just anyone, not even to the State.
What is the sexual preferences of your character?
I prefer women. It's only natural.
Is your character still a virgin? If not, what was their first time like for them?
(Laughter.)
Does a fish swim? Any who, the first time was back in college at Underbase 21. I had been studying for advancement to Sergeant at the time and decided to take a break one weekend to explore the entertainment opportunities. That's when I discovered the State sanctioned brothels. Cheap, easy, and no risk of infection. The Combat Medics at the Independent School of Medicine serve a residency at the brothels in the field of treating and containing infectious diseases, so all the girls are clean.
Oh, right, first time...
Her name was Cinnamon and she was very flexible. 'Nuff said...
Does your character value sex or relationships more?
I'm not ready to settle down. Maybe after I go into the Army Reserves I'll consider a substantial relationship.
What does your character think about monogamy?
Not my thing right now. I'm still in that stage of celebrating each sexual conquest.
Would your character ever cheat if the circumstances were right?
What reason would I have to? If a marriage started to get boring, I'd open dialogue to see what we could do to spice things up.
What would be their greatest gift to a relationship? What would be their biggest flaw?
I'm me. What else is there to say?