9 Reasons Not to Date a T-Rex

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Tuxedo Mask

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Original poster
Just in case any of you are getting desperate this Valentines Day, I do NOT recommend the Tyrannosaurus Rex as a date for various reasons.

















 

Hydronine

The Murrstress
Invitation Status
Posting Speed
Multiple posts per day, 1-3 posts per day
Writing Levels
Adept, Advanced, Prestige, Douche, Adaptable
Preferred Character Gender
No Preferences
Genres
Scifi, Fantasy, Modern, Magical, Horror, Noir, apocalyptic, Grimdark, yaoi, yuri, anything really.
Preferred Character Gender
Male
Genres
Fantasy, Horror and Sci-fi. I'll try basically anything though. I also love strange and unusual RP genre concepts. Different is good!
I would probably still date a T-rex
 

Blind Hemingway

A former executive or something.
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,
Posting Speed
Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
NEVER
Writing Levels
Adept, Douche
Preferred Character Gender
Primarily Prefer Female
Genres
Surrealism, Surreal Horror (Think Tim Burton), Steampunk, Sci-Fi Fantasy, Spaghetti Westerns, Mercenaries, Dieselpunk, Cyberpunk, Historical fantasies
I'd rather date a Gigantasaurs...
 
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Ampoule

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Original poster
All of these reasons have made me wonder why I HAVEN'T tried dating a T Rex yet.