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Invasion of the Bee Girls
it was on a disc of 20 vintage terrible horror movies, it was gratuitous lesbian soft core porn that included beeswax, honey, and (you guessed it) bees. No real story, just naked women covered in honey and bees.
it wasn't even good porn
Oh also live action Avatar, like everyone else says.
it was on a disc of 20 vintage terrible horror movies, it was gratuitous lesbian soft core porn that included beeswax, honey, and (you guessed it) bees. No real story, just naked women covered in honey and bees.
it wasn't even good porn
Oh also live action Avatar, like everyone else says.
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The Last Jedi
It was shit, except for...maybe...3 or 5 scenes?
Best scene I can remember from it: The Throne Room Brawl. Rey is finally shown as mediocre-bad in something! I guess they are trying to prove she isn't a Mary Sue of colossal proportions? Otherwise, fairly well choreographed, less of the stupid flipping, stunt-fighting of the older movies, more of a brutal...fight. I appreciated that.
Other scene I appreciated: Battle line formation on the final planet, dude steps out onto the white sand, leaving deep, blood red tracks in his wake. Gorgeous world building. I give it that, it didn't take away from the plot of the movie, but added to the immersiveness...
Hux is generally pretty decent.
Unfortunately, the rest of the movie was fucking brain searing garbage.
The worst of which, was the introduction of Rose. The actress did a good job, I have no problem with her, I have a problem with the fact that there is no reason for her character to exist. Her introduction adds another character to an already bloated cast, and forces the movie to waste time on her backstory...thanks to the Casino planet sub-plot, that amounted to absolutely fucking nothing (And then you learn in the outtakes and shit, that they spent a vast amount of the films budget on that shit show, and most of what they filmed was scrapped, and it still takes over, what? half an hour to get through?!). When they try to give her a purpose, by saving Finn from doing, something fucking useful, and the only real character growth he had in the entire fucking film, by....
Pulling space magic to turn her ship around (something she shouldn't even fucking be in, as I don't remember her ever having any kind of combat skill), accelerating PAST Finn, who was charging at the Independence Day Cannon at maximum speed, gets ahead of him, and then comes in and takes him out at a near 90 degree fucking angle. HOW IN THE FUCK?! Does she have fucking space magic to override all physics? And if she does, why the fuck didn't she stop Admiral SJW from doing the same, exact, fucking thing?! And don't dare tell me she was some diversity casting, cause we need asians in the movie. This is goddamn Star Wars! She isn't asian, SHE IS HUMAN! You want Diversity?! Where the fuck is a single Alien, who can be considered a main character? Chewie? He's not even an NPC! He's a goddamn taxi driver!
Let's not mention the fact that Leia should be dead, and the whole, Space Marry Poppins (y'all), was so distracting, I laughed, in the theater. Completely destroying any sense of tension I had, completely wasting an opportunity for the Rebels to use her as a Martyr to rally behind.
And Poe....Fucking christ. He's supposed to be...what? Semi-high ranking? But Admiral SJW, who fucking knows he is impulsive, knows his history, knows he is a trouble maker, and yet still refuses to tell him her plan? Her plan that makes at least some sense, that he might have grasped, but instead? No! She lets him think she is actively just...letting them all die. OF FUCKING COURSE HE IS GOING TO MUTINY!
Luke....Jesus. Could they have fucked up with Luke more? Luke Skywalker, who faced Darth Vader, in his prime....and flat out refused to believe that Vader was pure evil? This is fucking Vader, who has slaughtered the Jedi order (including the children), hunted down and mercilessly killed thousands? Yet, gets a flash of Ben becoming evil, and even for a split second plans to kill him? Fuck no. I don't buy it. Then he goes into seclusion...but leaves a map to find him? Why? And what was the point of his whole, Force-Illusion fight if he dies anyways?
Christ I could go on, movie was garbage. Nothing made sense, every single character seemed to do the most stupid, illogical shit they could think of, etc.
Also, Jorick? Tobey Macguire is worst spider man.
It was shit, except for...maybe...3 or 5 scenes?
Best scene I can remember from it: The Throne Room Brawl. Rey is finally shown as mediocre-bad in something! I guess they are trying to prove she isn't a Mary Sue of colossal proportions? Otherwise, fairly well choreographed, less of the stupid flipping, stunt-fighting of the older movies, more of a brutal...fight. I appreciated that.
Other scene I appreciated: Battle line formation on the final planet, dude steps out onto the white sand, leaving deep, blood red tracks in his wake. Gorgeous world building. I give it that, it didn't take away from the plot of the movie, but added to the immersiveness...
Hux is generally pretty decent.
Unfortunately, the rest of the movie was fucking brain searing garbage.
The worst of which, was the introduction of Rose. The actress did a good job, I have no problem with her, I have a problem with the fact that there is no reason for her character to exist. Her introduction adds another character to an already bloated cast, and forces the movie to waste time on her backstory...thanks to the Casino planet sub-plot, that amounted to absolutely fucking nothing (And then you learn in the outtakes and shit, that they spent a vast amount of the films budget on that shit show, and most of what they filmed was scrapped, and it still takes over, what? half an hour to get through?!). When they try to give her a purpose, by saving Finn from doing, something fucking useful, and the only real character growth he had in the entire fucking film, by....
Pulling space magic to turn her ship around (something she shouldn't even fucking be in, as I don't remember her ever having any kind of combat skill), accelerating PAST Finn, who was charging at the Independence Day Cannon at maximum speed, gets ahead of him, and then comes in and takes him out at a near 90 degree fucking angle. HOW IN THE FUCK?! Does she have fucking space magic to override all physics? And if she does, why the fuck didn't she stop Admiral SJW from doing the same, exact, fucking thing?! And don't dare tell me she was some diversity casting, cause we need asians in the movie. This is goddamn Star Wars! She isn't asian, SHE IS HUMAN! You want Diversity?! Where the fuck is a single Alien, who can be considered a main character? Chewie? He's not even an NPC! He's a goddamn taxi driver!
Let's not mention the fact that Leia should be dead, and the whole, Space Marry Poppins (y'all), was so distracting, I laughed, in the theater. Completely destroying any sense of tension I had, completely wasting an opportunity for the Rebels to use her as a Martyr to rally behind.
And Poe....Fucking christ. He's supposed to be...what? Semi-high ranking? But Admiral SJW, who fucking knows he is impulsive, knows his history, knows he is a trouble maker, and yet still refuses to tell him her plan? Her plan that makes at least some sense, that he might have grasped, but instead? No! She lets him think she is actively just...letting them all die. OF FUCKING COURSE HE IS GOING TO MUTINY!
Luke....Jesus. Could they have fucked up with Luke more? Luke Skywalker, who faced Darth Vader, in his prime....and flat out refused to believe that Vader was pure evil? This is fucking Vader, who has slaughtered the Jedi order (including the children), hunted down and mercilessly killed thousands? Yet, gets a flash of Ben becoming evil, and even for a split second plans to kill him? Fuck no. I don't buy it. Then he goes into seclusion...but leaves a map to find him? Why? And what was the point of his whole, Force-Illusion fight if he dies anyways?
Christ I could go on, movie was garbage. Nothing made sense, every single character seemed to do the most stupid, illogical shit they could think of, etc.
Also, Jorick? Tobey Macguire is worst spider man.