Wish Granted, Wish Ruined

LuckycoolHawk9

You Are Far Too Nice, Mercy Has a Price
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DONATING MEMBER
MYTHICAL MEMBER
Posting Speed
  1. Speed of Light
  2. Multiple posts per day
  3. 1-3 posts per day
  4. One post per day
  5. Multiple posts per week
  6. 1-3 posts per week
  7. One post per week
  8. Slow As Molasses
Online Availability
Will be updated when school year starts. For now, pretty much whenever
Preferred Character Gender
  1. Male
Here is a game where all your wishes can come true.

The catch- the next person grants the wish in the worst possible way.

Example:
Person A: I wish to grow a beard.
Person B: You have a super thick rainbow radioactive beard that is slowly killing you, but hey you got a beard.

So to start it off:

I wish for a pen
 
Your pen uses extremely corrosive acid instead of ink. Also, it's ugly.

I wish for an airhorn. No particular reason.

:cookie:
 
You got an airhorn. It plays soft tranquil music to wherever ear you blow it into... expect for your own where it will make you deaf from one honk in your ear.

I wish for a beard.