POSTING GAME Last One To Post Loses Volume 4: The Return

I intend to lose Ò◇Ó FOR WITH MY LOSS I SHALL ACTUALLY WIN AND STEAL THE OPPORTUNITY FROM EVERYONE ELSE
 
I intend to lose Ò◇Ó FOR WITH MY LOSS I SHALL ACTUALLY WIN AND STEAL THE OPPORTUNITY FROM EVERYONE ELSE

But what if I want to lose instead?
 
I want to loooooooose
 
I intend to lose Ò◇Ó FOR WITH MY LOSS I SHALL ACTUALLY WIN AND STEAL THE OPPORTUNITY FROM EVERYONE ELSE
But is losing to win, really winning? Or is it just losing in disguise?
 
IT'S ALL WINNING FOR MEEEEEEEEEEE GO AWAY. MY THREAD.
 
WHAT A TERRIBLE TIME TO LOCK THIS THREAD
 
WHAT A TERRIBLE TIME TO LOCK THIS THREAD
It is, which is why I picked it.

Also, all of this thread is just a bit dangerous.

To win this, you might need a mindset change for this.